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On 29/12/2022 at 00:34, Steven P. said:

I'll start 

 

 

This is fu**ing hilarious. This guy screwed himself arguing with a teenage girl.

 

EDIT: This just gets funnier. I'm reading this ahole was banned from Twitter and Musk had only allowed him to go back...then this happened! 

 

 

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On 29/12/2022 at 17:59, Dan~ said:

She is an incredibly vile human

You may hate her, but you will NEVER beat the burn she pulled on that guy. That is one for the ages. 

On 29/12/2022 at 18:31, freqnasty said:

Are her small boobs fair play for a joke now? I mean seeing as she made an old small dick joke…

Found a Tate follower. 

On 29/12/2022 at 17:59, Dan~ said:

She is an incredibly vile human

 

On 29/12/2022 at 20:31, freqnasty said:

Are her small boobs fair play for a joke now? I mean seeing as she made an old small dick joke…

 

An Interesting choice going after the 19 old girl instead of the grown as dude that was just arrested for human sex trafficking. Thinking i would have made a different move there.

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On 29/12/2022 at 20:31, freqnasty said:

Are her small boobs fair play for a joke now? I mean seeing as she made an old small dick joke…

Why is it that every ###### out out there are defended by your types? The guy is a sleaze ball in nearly every definition. Dude gives off some serious Hunter Moore vibes.

Im not even surprised.

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On 30/12/2022 at 01:31, freqnasty said:

Are her small boobs fair play for a joke now? I mean seeing as she made an old small dick joke…

Well, it’s not even 2023 year and we have already found incel of the year!

On 30/12/2022 at 05:41, Good Bot, Bad Bot said:

 

 

An Interesting choice going after the 19 old girl instead of the grown as dude that was just arrested for human sex trafficking. Thinking i would have made a different move there.

She’s not been vile in my books just for what she’s recently said

On 30/12/2022 at 02:31, freqnasty said:

Are her small boobs fair play for a joke now? I mean seeing as she made an old small dick joke…

Username checks out.

On 29/12/2022 at 19:31, freqnasty said:

Are her small boobs fair play for a joke now? I mean seeing as she made an old small dick joke…

Yikes.

Also, the self-implosion of Tate is proof that Twitter is brain rot. It's like the one place people who are already successful go to commit career suicide. :ermm: 

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On 30/12/2022 at 11:37, shockz said:

 

our recycling center wont even take pizza boxes because "grease makes them a throw away because it hurts the ability to recycle the cardboard" 😆 just remind me to never put it into a video when I don't want someone to know where I am

On 30/12/2022 at 16:27, neufuse said:

our recycling center wont even take pizza boxes because "grease makes them a throw away because it hurts the ability to recycle the cardboard" 😆 just remind me to never put it into a video when I don't want someone to know where I am

On the NJ shore they have special recycling areas for pizza boxes. 

 

You Know You’re From Jersey When Beaches Have Custom Pizza Box Recycling Bins At The Shore

https://www.shorenewsnetwork.com/2022/08/22/you-know-youre-from-jersey-when-beaches-have-custom-pizza-box-recycling-bins-at-the-shore/

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So apparently the whole PizzaTate story is false. The person who started the rumor did so on a bad translation they claim, but it seems this should've been obvious when Tate himself also posted about being in Romania directly just days prior...

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2022/12/30/business/did-pizza-box-lead-andrew-tates-romania-arrest-no-heres-rationale-behind-theory/

The arrest is real of course, but at this point, I'm highly suspicious of rumors involving pizza now. 😒

On 01/01/2023 at 15:05, dead.cell said:

So apparently the whole PizzaTate story is false. The person who started the rumor did so on a bad translation they claim, but it seems this should've been obvious when Tate himself also posted about being in Romania directly just days prior...

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2022/12/30/business/did-pizza-box-lead-andrew-tates-romania-arrest-no-heres-rationale-behind-theory/

The arrest is real of course, but at this point, I'm highly suspicious of rumors involving pizza now. 😒

you mean Pizza Gate in the USA didn't make you suspicious before? :laugh:

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