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Fresh screenie I took 15 min ago, on cs_office, a double knife!

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I emptied my AK , flashes and smoke grenades flying past me, I could see alot of enemy and there was no time to run for cover, I could have switched to my water pistol...the glock, but decided to pull out my knife and went in, shortly after I was taken down, but what a nice feeling-double knife!

lol

nice :D

My first ever Arathi Basin match, the filename says it all.

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Sorry if you tried to view this post and it didn't show up, apparently the filename of an image cannot contain cursewords, I had to rename it.

there are way too many screenshots in this thread of people getting first by 5 or 6 points...... definately not pwnage!

Quite right. Most people don't even understand the meaning of pwnage tbh.

Also, on the CS/CSS screens I don't get impressed by pub screens anymore. Anyone can join a random server and get a score of 20-1.

Half Life 1

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Those are bots I know, but the main reason I took this screenies is because I was really impressed with this Half Life port of the mario world. It's got tons of sound effects, coins give you life, the levels are mapped really well, and you can go into some of the actual levels of the game and fight. I was really impressed. I've got a couple more screenies of just in around the castle here.

Quite right. Most people don't even understand the meaning of pwnage tbh.

Also, on the CS/CSS screens I don't get impressed by pub screens anymore. Anyone can join a random server and get a score of 20-1.

true. back when i was actually good i had a couple 30-0s ;) but havent done that in a while.

Back in my hay day of school and Unreal Tournament (when it was the king of FPS), I used to go on the Lineone (now Tiscali) server as Dragon.MEK (my old net persona). I managed to rack up about 21 frags a second

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I hope they let us win, but the more I look at the way they were fighting for the stables, the more I think that we just beat them. I'm at solid 0's because I was on defense by the Blacksmith shop. We had 4 people not even fighting, but on defense at the bases other than the stables. Sad...

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During a Counter-Strike: Source scrim :D

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A lot of those Counter-Strike screenshots looked like you all played newbs, and afks

Exactly. Anyone can join a server that's packed with complete idiots and get a score of 20-0.

Most people can't seem to tell the difference between a hacker, a good player, and them selves (them selves being complete and total utter crap). Also, the difference between bad reg, and missing.

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i was indeed on fire...

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lol, on fire still...

i don't hack...i don't know how. lol :s i'm not smart enough. sometimes i'm on fire and sometimes i'm crap as crap and be. :) i just screenie when i'm on fire ;) as i'm sure thats what you all do. :p

A lot of those Counter-Strike screenshots looked like you all played newbs, and afks. And if anything, this is making all of you guys get your hacks out so you can get a good screenshot :p

lol your post is exactly why i've strayed away from this topic, and will probably do so again. ;)

and people like this ingame: http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/9731/togglepantscs8.jpg

and that was said because of being 11-1 LOL? http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6070/dedust20007rb0.jpg

lol your post is exactly why i've strayed away from this topic, and will probably do so again. ;)

and people like this ingame: http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/9731/togglepantscs8.jpg

and that was said because of being 11-1 LOL? http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6070/dedust20007rb0.jpg

Oh wow!! Teach me? :p

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:)

Yeah there were some noobs in the server, most left cause they tough i cheated.

ZOMG FFFFFFFING CHEETZ CRYCRY!1111111111111. (kidding with you because some person will post it sooner or later like what always happens :crazy: ) but nice score :cool:

Oh wow!! Teach me? :p

you teach me. ur pr0
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