Google's Miserable Failure

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  Notsnarc said:

Bush is an idiot, but I think Kerry is more of one (and Al Gore is too)

Google should not phyisically alter their search results, the forumla should be altered never manual changes

that's what directory's are for, besides if they did we wouldn't have all these funny little google searchs

yeah... first off, this is not a thread asking for your opinions on Bush, Kerry, and Al Gore, please keep them to yourself. Second, would you please show me proof that Google had ' physically alter their search result'?

[JK1150]

  username said:

thats it, i am writing a compaint to google and going to post about it on neowin :rofl:

this wasn't intended for you. i just saw a thread on it before and posted why. i don't appreciate personal attacks because of that.

[AcdShdw]

  Opio said:

Don't blame Google for linking the truth -- Bush is a miserable failure.

second that

[Jessterw]

I guess Michael Moore should be upset with Google too, as he's the next miserable failure (unless you count Carter)... :rolleyes:

Much ado about nothing, especially given that several other search engines return similiar results.

[jerry]

  QuantumTrickery said:

To think that Google is part of some grand conspiracy or deliberate slander is just laughable.

Couldnt have said it better. :yes:

[randy_tho]

  Goalie_CA said:

Try the same thing with "french military victories" and click I'm feeling lucky and you get a "Did you mean: french military defeats"

Also you hitchhiker fans should try

ps: pull that stick out, i think its cramping your style :pinch:

The french deal is fake but still funny.

It is a different page made to look like google if you didn't already notice.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html

[altermind]

they can put whatever they want there... and it's so true

[JK1150]

  randy_tho said:

The french deal is fake but still funny.

It is a different page made to look like google if you didn't already notice.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html

yea it doesn't have the new google style though, so it's not as tricky as it used to be

[.will]

oh give it a rest! google works by a system. the page that has the most links pointed toward it that most relates to your querry is the highest link. what you thinks theres this google conspiracy that its being run by left wing extremist trying to sway middle of the line voters?! google is a machine. no one is customizing the results for certain search terms.

also:

try typing "dumb motherf*cker" and hit im feeling lucky. replace the * with a u ( for all two of you who didnt figure that out already ) youre in for a real shocker :o.

[A.K.R.]

Oh no! A pro-Bush-Cheney thread! Not again!

[insurektion]

  JK1150 said:

this wasn't intended for you. i just saw a thread on it before and posted why. i don't appreciate personal attacks because of that.

so do you believe that google deliberatly set that up or what? what then is the purpose of this thread obviously its been shown how a bunch of people can work together to create a humorous joke (well funny to me). Do you think that someone might accidently search miserable failure without knowing about this joke and have their vote swayed by a search engine?

"I love Bush Hes so Great"

"Hmm Mabye Ill search google to find out about a miserbale failure"

"OH NO I am voting for the wrongperson google told me that BUSH is a miserable failer"

"Guess I know which miserable failure im not voting for"

PLease your opinion can be respected but only if you post has a point this would have been better suited for jokes and funny stuff the npeople could either smily face it or express their anger against a search engine that dare let a joke like this live.

[QuantumTrickery]

What I find to be the funniest part of this nimwitted thread, is that by bringing it to everyone's attention (like it has been done a few hundred times before) Its increased the times people have done the search and likely increased its popularity. I know I clicked it again, always good for a laugh. I tend to consider google a combination of endless knowledge powered by a magic 8 ball. Sometimes its dead on the money, other times, not so dead on. As to which this is, well I think the majority already spoke.

[golazo]

lol thats pretty funny... it's not googles fault

[Amarok]

You do know that Anyone But Bush **** makes you as stupid as you claim bush is, right?

[.will]

  Amarok said:

You do know that Anyone But Bush **** makes you as stupid as you claim bush is, right?

people are expressing their political opinions - just at you are with your pro bush signature and avatar (N):rolleyes:

[Amarok]

Yes but "Anyone but bush" indicates ignorance and lack of knowledge when it comes to campaign issues. If you like Kerry, fine. If you like Bush, fine. If you like nader, thats fine too. But "Anyone but whoever" shows seriously lack of intelligence.

[.will]

  Amarok said:

Yes but "Anyone but bush" indicates ignorance and lack of knowledge when it comes to campaign issues. If you like Kerry, fine. If you like Bush, fine. If you like nader, thats fine too. But "Anyone but whoever" shows seriously lack of intelligence.

i do not agree. bush has been pretty extreme. when youre extreme - you get extreme followers and extreme haters. many ( including myself ) dont agree with many of his actions - namely his jingo-esque series of military assaults, the economy, and the homeland security/information security ( read: the findings in the 9/11 report ). i agree that 'anybody but bush' is pretty extreme, but 'desperate times call for desperate measures.'

[Amarok]

Well if thats the way you see it, thats fine. We can all get along even if we believe different things, unless you're a penguin, then we can't get along. You're not a penguin are you? o_O

[dotRoot]

Here's why Miserable Failure brings up President Bush's biography: http://oldfashionedpatriot.blogspot.com/20...727416975886151

Its not some Google conspiracy. Google's own CEO's biography was googlebombed with negative search phrases just to show that people can do it.

Here's the Snopes reference to all of this. I used to know a better site with a bunch of funny google bombs and how and why they came about, but I don't remember the link anymore.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/google.asp

[XanDaMan]

  Goalie_CA said:

Try the same thing with "french military victories" and click I'm feeling lucky and you get a "Did you mean: french military defeats"

Also you hitchhiker fans should try

ps: pull that stick out, i think its cramping your style :pinch:

Thats the best one, french war victories!!!!!!

[insurektion]

  Amarok said:

Well if thats the way you see it, thats fine. We can all get along even if we believe different things, unless you're a penguin, then we can't get along. You're not a penguin are you? o_O

what if i dont want to get along and would vote for anyone running except bush. then we would have reach a non-sequiter

[GameOverRob]

lol, i like it!, i like it a lot! :p

[digistil]

  scoobydoobie said:

Then why are you trashing Google's "view"?

Because he's morally as blind as a bat.

[digistil]

Don King is campaigning for Bush/Cheney. He claims Bush is a genius, and Cheney is a great athlete.

[Sn1p3t]

To elaborate on my "Anyone But Bush" post a little while ago:

I posted that simply because I've seen it posted several other places on this forum and I thought some comedic relief would help this pointless thread (which I'm just about to contribute to by bumping this thread back up).

I dislike Bush and 95% of his policies. On the other hand, Kerry seems to be all talk. In my mind, Bush has already failed, and I would rather give Kerry a chance than watch another four years of his country go by in embarrasment. What really sucks is that I live in Idaho, and there's no way the electorial votes are going Democratic in this state.