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Here's 2 of me from when I had long hair. The one with the four people, I'm on the far right...that was near the end of my sophmore year, chin still red from a bad skaateboarding accident where I lost 3 teeth and got over 30 stitches......the other picture I'm on the right again...that's from early in my junior year. I'm pretty sure I was ****ing high as hell in the second picture. :)

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It's so weird seeing me without a beard....

this is the best pic i've posted so far.. taken last saterday.. my sisters homecoming dance.. wanted me to come over for her coronation.. she ended up loosing.. oh well.. high school dances sucked when i went and they still suck... people actually paid $30 each to get in. :no:

this is the best pic i've posted so far.. taken last saterday.. my sisters homecoming dance.. wanted me to come over for her coronation.. she ended up loosing.. oh well.. high school dances sucked when i went and they still suck... people actually paid $30 each to get in. :no:

^ Nice shirtful on the bint

:drool:

Niiiiiiiiiice

:shifty:

this is the best pic i've posted so far.. taken last saterday.. my sisters homecoming dance.. wanted me to come over for her coronation.. she ended up loosing.. oh well.. high school dances sucked when i went and they still suck... people actually paid $30 each to get in. :no:

man...is that yr sis? she is nice!

So, when you get into college, you'll be praxado (in portuguese) or hazed...

The veterans people paint and tag you.... they make you march, sing, shout silly things, dance... and flirt the ladies... :unsure:

I moved to another college and started again in the 1rt year.

I was praxado in my other college... but this "new" guys didn't care... so... here we go again!

I have ****loads of photos but I'm in those ones below, so look carefully!

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This is me, when I was getting the papers to sign into college.

I'm marked with lipstick on my face.

"INF" stands for my course: "Inform?tica" which means informatics/computing.

On my right cheek is tagged "1" because that college was my first option.

On the CD is written "Besta Depende".

According to the rules of the "hazing" in that college we're parachutters when we move there to inlist.

After we're indentified we're "Besta" (Beasts) and they give us a nickname, in my case "Depende"/Depend|s|. (Because they asked me to answer only Yes or No in 'Are you against this activity?' I said: It depends!). Then, after the Freshmen's Baptism, we're freshmen.

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ins%20(215).JPGI'm the guy on the left of that backpack in the middle, with white t-shirt.

That photo was taken in front of the old canteen, there are some marks of dead people on the floor (some kind of art stuff against the roadkills) and we had to lie downexactly> on top of that.>

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...ins%20(218).JPGPracticing a few chants after that lunch, because we were going to fight againt the obnoxious biology girls! (>_<)/ DIE!>

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...ins%20(222).JPGDamn it! It's almost 3 biology nerds for 1 computer geek! They're surounding us! Argh! \(>_<) ******s!>

21%20(20).JPGAhah, that's me with very few guys from my class, during a rally-paper in our department. I'm the one with the brown copybook (captain obvious).>

*I'm wearing underwear in this next section because it was the &quotDRESS LIKE THE WAY YOU SLEEP DAY>", but, since I sleep with very little itens I had to wear my elastic boxers :unsure:: which caused some shock to the ladies, I'm glad they didn't take a shot of the part that I'm inspected and touched in the ass by the main veteran leader of biology (the one with the whip in the next photos)*

22%20(7).JPGDoing intense military work, my knees are all dirty because of that leg strengthening exercise... HEY, DON'T LOOK TO THE CENTER, I'M ON THE >>&gt[bRIGHT>[/b]><<< :whistle:: >

22%20(22).JPGPraticing our war dance formation!>

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...a/22%20(24).JPGAdvanced tactics class! We're the BEST! LEGION, LEGION, LEGION, ARRGH!:angry:: >

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...a/22%20(26).JPGBeing nice to the girls of the biolog courses, I'm in the far, far, left...>

22%20(27).JPGAs you might see... there's a woman with a whip on her hand, with white shirt and black pants... that's the one who arrassed me and grabbed my ass :cry:: >

22%20(29).JPGThat's me. Very tasty indeed! Now, stop looking to me that way! (*>_<*) You dirty-minded girls! I've never seen so many girls using their cam-phones in one day! :crazy:: >

*WAR SAGA! We were challenged by another college, the vicious ISCTE! WAR!*

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...ra/23%20(3).JPGTactics class! I'm laughing and thinking: "Oh yeah, we're gonna win this ****!">

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...a/23%20(16).JPGThat's me, between those 2 girls' heads. :pp They're coming!>

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...a/23%20(18).JPGLook! They're running away! Cowards! And only after 10 minutes! BUUUH! LOSERS!>

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...a/23%20(19).JPGTEH WINNERS! Very few of Biology + Informatic together! We rock!>

*The last day as Beasts... The day of the "Hazing Court" and the "Freshmen's Baptism"*

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...s/24%20(31).JPGOh, yeah! INFORM?TICA! Go computer geeks! I'm the little dash of the "F":p:p Can you see my legs?:laugh:h: i>

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...s/24%20(33).JPG[/urlClose-up! I'm on the very left, with white-shirt and cream-white shorts.i>

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...s/24%20(38).JPG[/urlI'm on the back... WAITING FOR DUTY, SIR! f(>_<)i>

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...s/24%20(49).JPG[/urlOh noes! It's thHazing Courtu>! A court to punish the "beasts" that lied, cheated and behaved badly... Kind of a moral court... I'm the second from the right in the lower row, thinking "I'm going to kill you all"...i>

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...s/24%20(81).JPG[/urlDamn! I'm the second one stanting, from the left...

We're going to get sentenced because we didn't had (because of any reason) thoriginal CDu> they gave us with "BEAST + NICKNAME" on it...

Please, note the guy on my right: he's wearing a power-supply as one of those prison-balls!:laugh:h: Because he's a "bad-sport", always ****ed-of because of something...i>

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...s/24%20(82).JPG[/urlWoohoo, I was the only that was set free!! Oh wait... They're planning something...i>

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...s/24%20(83).JPG[/urlI was right! They're going to accuse me of something worse!

<&lI swear by the Praxe/Hazing Code, to tell all the truth and nothing but the truth.u>>>i>

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...s/24%20(84).JPG[/url

Judge - Beast... What's your name?

Me - "Depende" (Depend/Depends)

Judge - Depends on what?

Me - No, that's my (nick)name "Depends"

Judge - [lol]!

/*The guy on the right is the "Accusation Lawyer" of the Court...*/

i>

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...s/24%20(87).JPG[/url"You're here to be trialed foexhibitionism!b>" OMFG, those ******s!i>

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...s/24%20(85).JPG[/urlThat's Bernardo, he was my "Defense Lawyer", and saved my ass!:whistle:e: i>

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...s/24%20(91).JPG[/url"Kneel down and pray with me, n00bs!" And I'm with shorts, you ******!:angry:y:

Oh, as you can see... the guys fro my first accusation were tied up, playinLemmingsu>!:p:p i>

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht...s/24%20(92).JPG[/urlMe, on the lower right corner... going to start one of our war chants!

Harharhar, I can't stop LOLing from the Lemming guys in the background, suckers!!i>

http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht.../24%20(106).JPG[/urlYEAH, BAPTISM TIME! We're no longer Beasts! We're FRESHMEN!:rofl:l:

That's in the fountains of the Pavillion of Knowledge of Expo '98, it still has the same stuff there, SCIENCE!:ninja:a:

I'm the lowered guy in the middle, with shorts. My godfather is the big guy standing in the middle, as well.

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http://www.alunos.di.fc.ul.pt/compraxe/pht.../24%20(120).JPG[/urlSinging love songs to some ladies in a balcony...:p:p

After that, they went out, for dinner and clubbin'..[While I was @ home, with Neowin!u>[/b]b>:happy:y: i>

That's all of the pictures that have me in it...

Thanks for watching this. It were very funny days:D:D

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