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Okay, the summary so far:

Chanpter 4 (unfinished)

The day after Apple went bankrupt they tried to make a good product for Paul McCartney called ?Michael Jackson? which would steal his files and not give them back because Howard Stern smuggled crack cocaine to Moncton to visit the new Microsoft dump of bad software, which had long overflowed and now threatened to overrun the world. Since webgraph was 100,000,000,000 light years away from Earth (and 3nd3r was also 100,000,000,000 light years away from Earth eating Cheetohs and watching cheap pornos with Bill Gates and Silvergold), at Pam Anderson's house while transvestite Tommy Lee gave Pam hepatits C, Marisu found the cure for cancer, so Heinrich-X was ran over by Toonces, the cat that could drive a car, but Toonces was drunk and it hit him so bad that 3nd3r appeared sober with a bottle of gin in his hand and a box of condoms XP on top of her nipples covered in cream and a heatsink covered in spermicide, with a toothbrush retracting out of the nipples of a fine Chinese pug which of German hugendoffs. Tandori chicken with curry or was that curdled possibly t-bone steak? A monster came and destroyed the Earth, killing everyone on it, including everyone in this story and the monster itself. But a man dressed in a frock came and called upon thousands of fish to transwarp the Earth from an alternate dimensional plain to the regular one. www..com appeared on www.f***edcompany.com then becam Sun Inferiosystems. Pyro and Bill Gates? body, along with eating some haggis flavoured spermicide and condoms, every once in a while, make great balloon giraffes with strawberry flavour legs and raspberry heads but don't forget the giraffes anatomy is indeed very complicated. Gill Bates and Jeeve Stobs knew that a monkey would eat its genitalia along with Cave Stese's and Ellirry Lason's pet parrot called Beve Sallmer

who looked like himself again when he founded Apple, after he found that there was a world outside his programming room so he began walking around in "The real World" until he got lost and he lost and became thinner until he went to see Eddie Izzard who was wearing a pink suit with pictures of knobs on it.

The martians landed in a gay bar where Neowin staff hang out and often check out mms://multimidia.uol.com.br/dcampncdt because it contained pictures of naked men but just then their computer exploded so the Neowin staff went to look for something else to do which was to play with Osiris's mom j/k, Serious Sam 2, which crashed because of its poor gameplay on DOS then Neowin went and kicked Bill Gates and tried to kill him but then out jumped Ronald McDonald who then started singing "I'm a Scatman". Neobond and Osiris then pulled out their light sabers and slipped it in to their you know where and got a real buzz because they forgot to use some turtle wax condoms with Marisu's mum and dad when all of a sudden the warp core exploded and they turned into a district attorney's house. Everyone knew that my bush and system of a down played the background music along with the band Sevendust who own all except for the almighty Michael Jackson who bums money off of the plastic surgeon, who made his face, and made him look like Bill Gates on a good day. The ?new Bill Gates? decided to go to Mariusu?s house and beat Wog Boy at Counter Strike and then he opened his own software company called ?Cakes & Snonts? which went bankrupt when a blind mute, with an invented penis, had his pink lollypop taken away but just then he met a spice girl, from the planet Venus, who he asked her to stop this thread but she refused to and said she came to Earth to show him Uranus and not to stop threads unless they used a term that rhymes with ?shmibrator? in their ?make him invincible from all anuses and destroy the people who are against it. When suddenly from out of the blue appeared a little mouse with a driving licence and a slingshot that made the little pink good Lord!

Meanwhile silvergold farted crude oil so he became really rich; then he bought Microsoft, AMD and Intel but that wasn?t enough because he really wanted Bill in bed under the tress in his garden, where the Linux users dwell, scampering in the dark fearful of Windows users then all of a sudden, like a shot out of the dark, wires of the first iMAC and all of the Linux users then turned into 200 metre high demons. Then Silvergold said ?Did someone call Bill Gates ?The Linux Slayer??

The slayer arrived at the scene, but was thrown into space as a giant BASH shell and smashed at the ground under his feet and destroyed his shoes which were made out of wool. The wool began to transmute into sheep, a mutant sheep in fact with wings, laser cannons and a double chin filled with grade A 100% all couch potato fat which oozed from every orifice and searched for the ?.NET? CD which was in the deep space of Neobond's skull who bowed down to Cornholio's bunghole and exploded. Meanwhile Lesuire Suit Larry drunk 30 litres of sulphuric acid and 40 litres of coca-cola and pepsi so he spoke funny like George Bush. Then he was dubbed..um...ya and he also walked like Michael Jackson who stood in front of a really hot fire and said,?It doesn?t matter if your black or white woa!? and then exploded, her corpse shattering into a billion fragments and flying off across the world. However, Michael Jackson is (as we all know) "INVINCIBLE"! Unfortunately "Ben" wasn?t so lucky and he was hurt so badly that he bought a bumper pack of alcohol to rub into the wounds but it wasn?t actually alcohol, it was the content's of somebody's body and the heart of a monkey but just then a homeless guy walked past and wanted the (what he thought was) alcohol to make his world a better place and the moon smashed into the Earth, which didn?t do much because the moon is so small compared to my mother's ultra big car which is bigger than the earth and, from an ants perspective, bigger than the universe, from a birds perspective, twice as big as the universe (when taking into consideration the redox reaction under equivalent pressure which is applied when talking about aliens and such). Meanwhile, back at the lab, the moderators were having a bad time because Keldyn kept downloading pornographic images and making a mess in his pants. Then Aafuss came along and advertised his crappy copy owhich nobody wanted...y for $499.99 US which nobody wanted...

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