One word Story game

[Keldyn]

so Osiris got insanely jealous.....

[Daniel F. Administrators]

doing big moonies at Osiris :p

[Fedr0]

...but secretly looking to some p0rn sites they found...

[Osiris]

pictures of Kelydn and vodoo doing the wildthing......

[Daniel F. Administrators]

in Fedr0's back pocket

[Tai]

while wearin spiderman outfits

[Osiris]

and joining in the mardigra..........

[Fedr0]

...but Fedr0's wife then came and shot them all with her brand new H&K MP5...

BTW, please don't post anything regarding my wife or I'll hunt you down with some nuclear weapon, I'm quite jealous... I'm from Sicily, remember! :p

[Daniel F. Administrators]

. Act 3 Scene 1

"Whats that u say Keld, Ban em all. Well ok"":evil:

[Fedr0]

...but Voodoo pressed the wrong button and he banned himself...

[Dessimat0r]

If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well

It were done quickly: if the assassination

Could trammel up the consequence, and catch

With his surcease success; that but this blow

Might be the be-all and the end-all here,

But here, upon this bank and shoal of time,

We'ld jump the life to come. But in these cases

We still have judgment here; that we but teach

Bloody instructions, which, being taught, return

To plague the inventor: this even-handed justice

Commends the ingredients of our poison'd chalice

To our own lips. He's here in double trust;

First, as I am his kinsman and his subject,

Strong both against the deed; then, as his host,

Who should against his murderer shut the door,

Not bear the knife myself. Besides, this Duncan

Hath borne his faculties so meek, hath been

So clear in his great office, that his virtues

Will plead like angels, trumpet-tongued, against

The deep damnation of his taking-off;

And pity, like a naked new-born babe,

Striding the blast, or heaven's cherubim, horsed

Upon the sightless couriers of the air,

Shall blow the horrid deed in every eye,

That tears shall drown the wind. I have no spur

To prick the sides of my intent, but only

Vaulting ambition, which o'erleaps itself

And falls on the other.....

[Tai]

and the kitties quoted some sicillian proverbs about sleeping with fishes & chips ....

[Max]

when a bloke who was eating a pie made from 5 kinds of eggs

[Dessimat0r]

from a woman

[Daniel F. Administrators]

voodoo got back after banning himself d'oh, keld i told u it ant that button :lick:

[Osiris]

so kelydn hit the other button that locked vodoo out of his keyboard........

[Osiris]

Osiris then jumped for joy as neobond closed the last of the righteous threads...........

[Fedr0]

...and Fedr0 turned on the music to party for the event...

[Keldyn]

Meanwhile...Keldyn decided to try another button..which incidentally ejected Osiris from USS Neowin....and sent him hurtling into the infinite....:lick:

[twist]

cause all neowinians worship the pussies

[Daniel F. Administrators]

voodoo, slapped keld on the back and said "ha! thats the button i was looking for"

[twist]

everyone cheers! get keldyn!

[Keldyn]

so keldyn throws the locking switches, and out sails twist...keldyn waves bye bye through the viewing port...

Heh, couldnt help myself ;)

[Daniel F. Administrators]

while voodoo cheers keld on :bandit:

[mariusu]

and then the 12000 users from neowin decided to make mariusu to their beloved leader. mariusu's first decision as the ruler of the world and of neowin was...