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Today, we ate pizza with red wine and squirrels when, oversized elephants wearing pink racing condoms busted and then my rectum talked loudly, everyone thought that I would burst out in flames but I didnt stink that much except when the dog took a huge crap on my pink tutu inside the imac cdrom dildo 2001 competition featuring elephants amongside squirrels armed with torpedos aimed directly over Bill my pot-belly pig and pushed my cancerous clock into a hat filled with Horse sh*t and turnips that always gets eaten with strawberry yoghurt pots, except when sleeping hairy feet covered with gravy stains and and stuck to burning ashes among giggling daisies flying towards my throbbing member of parliment called that. That said who licks p***y shall upside himself into pulsating his excessivly large hole-punch through his mothers goat brother and vomits on his pet d**k.

Meanwhile the renovations being when friends explode. Tuesday evening my sister started smacking purple Cambodians with dead chickens and tunafish paste which had hazelnuts squeezed into vibrating drums. The chickens only mastrabated in line before being vomitted on. We all ate Phongs that smelled of old sweaty cockroaches wrapped with pastry, shortcrust and evil fellow squirrels. Why did the GDI attack Lesbians-R-Us? Because they had illegal donuts covered with warez-cds labled... "Windows XP Professional. "So Lezbianz-R-Us, sold them all to Apple-Corp, but it didnt work because 128 necrophiliacs came and chewed flamming maggots and Jellybabies.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, (the) Tonto, disguised as a door, disposed (something?) into buckets filled with strawberry turkey stew. George-Dubbya hired profesionally trained monkeys to dig through the rooftops with plastic ######! ....Well, after the shambler screwed the necrophiliac against Intel's Pentium 9000Ghz cow flavoured shotguns. Microsoft said "Chickens MUST cross activation before 20 years of good dedication. Sexy Jemima, the squirrel, dances with wolves that wont bite Mr. [insert your name here]. Is the cheese fat? Yes. But what? It was designed to make Linux RedHat chocolate gummi bears scrumptious! So the slimy PCI Slots thought about going fisting donkeys..... REBOOT... LOADING WINDOWS XP... *STOP* ...

Suddenly, Grandpa Joe noticed sumthin weird inside computer monthly, his mother suddenly made love with page 62 and page 63. Sex0red the 9 inch long penis extension under the hummer started to procrastinate over the thought of smelling like rotting c**chie and (you're an odd bunch...) looking like a hemorrhoid covered baboons ass which tastes like pudding with tomatoes and carrots. At this time Penelope was having an icecream steak that tastes like Captain Phatty.

Meanwhile the squirrel was talking hornyly to My favorite microwave (who!), sang about blowup hamburgers. Then out of nowhere some aliens from Mars took his moustache long and white and burnt it. This cheesed off Mister Micro$oft Man because Gill Bates urinated for years on OIGNYBOINGY!

Sightings of Bin-Laden being F**ked by sum x-rayed cows huffin glue showed up on Jeopardy do'n the nasty with a nuclear missile. Suddenly Strom Thurmond yelled "Pigeons don't dress wolves unless you take off their nerfherders and suspenders"

500 Miles away Jack was having sex with a moose!

Underage teens need porn stardom with School Football Players's assistance. This results in teenage suicide escalations that result in a total catastrophe and reduction (in) male testosterone levels

Today's weather, expect 99% chance of a XP warez thunderstorm in Bill Gates' country. That will result in a conspiracy involving strippers with amazingly interesting boobs. Meanwhile Your MoM drank waaaaaay too much alcoholic beverages and toast.

The Moose was not imprisoned by monks who had anal pudding. The Monkeys began typing " President Bush had a little underpants filled with itching polar bear manure that steamed at perpindicular triangulation in relation to his body."

Then, suddenly the Neowinians ejaculated lots of pink cotton-candy DNA with chips. Meanwhile Mc Donald's was attacked by robots wielding Palm m500's. Eeeek said the spider, smoking another blunt cigar. Then elephants raised their hoofs because in Jamaica, THE fear of squirrels have terrified their brains and eaten beans all day long!

BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH :

Therefore, plasma screen TV rule all BillGates What the fudge penguins? Playing trumpets with there butts. This is revolting, but he went pee on boo and spontaneously combusted. Weekend Update: there has been a terrible tradgedy......

(my line)

i'm Brian Fellows

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