How to break a computer..?

[vincent]

just say tyrome biggums sold it for some crack

[EduardValencia]

slam it with a hammer and pretend u've been hijacked by some thief,the thief climbed through the window,then take a bat,and call a friend,tell him to hit ya in the head,so u fall unconcious to the floor,next day u'll woke up with the most astounding plot i've seen in years :laugh:

use gloves,to try eluding detectives

hit some things at your room,to make it an act of self defense

open the window

when u call your friend,tell him to get in from the windows,so your parents won't notice his complicity,then the bat thing (discussed in the first part of this post)

:unsure:

[calidude]

  JCAP said:

Step By Step 3 - How to destroy your computer

The Illustrated Guide To Breaking Your Computer

:laugh: :rofl:

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The second one was the best IMHO. :yes:

[todd]

sorry.. i find this unacceptable.. you dont break a computer just so your parents buy you a new one.. you know, money doesnt grow on trees.. if you (or your friend) wants a new computer, get a job.

however, if you (or your friend) insist on being spoiled.. dont break the hardware, mess something up in windows.. delete some critical files or something, then sell the computer parts, or sell the computer in its entirety.. somebody could probably make a useful server out of it.

kids these days :no:

[altezza Veteran]

  JCAP said:

Step By Step 3 - How to destroy your computer

The Illustrated Guide To Breaking Your Computer

:laugh: :rofl:

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Very good ones :D

[webeagle12]

  David R. said:

Make sure his parents will actually buy him a new computer when you break it.

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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Xer34]

This is retarded. That little ****** should get some money together and buy his own (or your friend, whatever). Dont force his parents into getting him one, they work hard for thier money and its obvious you have no idea how much a computer actually costs. I thought you had to be 13 to register on these boards anyways. Get the **** out. :rolleyes:

[chrizy4u]

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Man there are a lot of these spoiled kids here.

Their must be 2, how do I break my computer so dadsy and

momsy will buy me a new one.

Get a Job!

:D :D :D

[pacific_charm]

  GameGuy21 said:

Throw it out the window, Call the cops. Then, Get the computer up on the roof and throw it off at the police officer :whistle:

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lol...good idea, maybe I'll try that. thnaks bud! :rofl:

[Porssi]

hmm... how to break a computer...? Install win95... :shifty:

[ThisSiteHasLostItsCharm]

nice guides :rofl:

[ThisSiteHasLostItsCharm]

  Porssi said:

hmm... how to break a computer...? Install win95... :shifty:

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don't you mean windows 98 or ME?

[rvbfan]

How to break a computer.

Hit it with a hammer... repeatedly.

[Prosidius]

How to effectively break a computer:

Create a huge virus

Try to get caught

Give the FBI your computer

Tell your parents the FBI is doing logical research based on the size and complexity of the human complex system using a hexilbyte that is founs in standard cpu cogenerators and they need your pc for the research.

I have no idea what the last sentence meant. :p

[leesmithg]

Ohh and what does he want this new superfast computer for? Surfing the net :rofl: visiting porn sites, :rofl: chatrooms? :rofl: :wacko: and let me think P2P activities?

He should stick with the puter he has already and stop costing his Mum and Dad money they may not be able to afford.

Even my P1 on a sporstar 14 k dialup still works groovy on win 3.1 in chat rooms.

Well he should fry the processor if he wants to make it look least obvious!

[ggareis]

just remove the ram.......then show your parents that it wont boot....get new computer reinstall ram........sell computer :)

[RGSPro]

easiest way to make it look dead is to flip the red switch on the power supply. That will do the job, and they would never notice. That and you don't even need to open the case.