Official Neowin Merry Christmas Thread!

By Phoenix2004
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This is just perfect, isn't it....

A Politically Correct Simple Seasons Greetings

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes

for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,

non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice

holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the

religious

persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with

respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of

others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions

at all.

We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and

medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally

accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the

calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society

have helped make America great (not to imply that America is

necessarily

greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the Western

Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age,

physical

ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This

greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely

transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies

no

promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for

her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is

revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted

to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for

a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday

greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement

of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the

wisher.

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Actually I dont give a care! :laugh: Merry Christmas to all, and for all was the Savior born.

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