Family Guy Topic

[-ben]

I know there are some people out there that love Family Guy!

This thread is for you to go wild in.

Post anything Family Guy related.

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Whos you favorite character? (Only one)

Mines: Stewie

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Jimmy

[cal2002]

Jimmy

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[Fred Derf Veteran]

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[robert_palson]

Peter

[TrickFinlay2]

by far peter

[rsjagtia]

Stewie is mine: ... Blasphamy! This epidemal peculiar statement about that futile woman! Damn her and her blasted ways! I will get her and go back in time with my time machine and stop the apocalypse from happening when the white man released me from that prison! Blast... its my bed time now..

Awwrite... :D (Quagmire style lol i dont know if this is how you spell it)

[-ben]

ha nice

[anthony]

Peter is good...Ehhhahhhh, ya ******.

Stewie and Brian rule too.

[Veedems Veteran]

"My wee wee seems to have be stricken with a case of rigor mortis" - Stewie

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Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?

Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

[rkoz123]

When are the new eps coming on fox? Last I heard it was march or april 2004?

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Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.

Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't NOTHING?

Peter: Oh yeah.

Peter: I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.

Lois: You're drunk again.

Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.

[The_Decryptor Veteran]

Stewie

[loosegroove]

I'm watching it now on Cartoon Network!! Stewie is fighting his unborn brother! Hilarious!!

Peter!!

[-ben]

haha

ok I think it's time for:

Hillarious Quotes From That TV Show "Family Guy"

Just post quotes from any character on FG, make sure they are funny

"And when you are born don't let the doctor slap you on the as$, it degrad's us all" - Stewie

[amr_01]

When are the new eps coming on fox? Last I heard it was march or april 2004?

they come back in march '05. and the creator's new cartoon (american dad) will start right after the super bowl.

[-ben]

im watching it too

"Come back here you fat basta*d and DOOO HERRR!" -stewie

[Mysterio]

Seth MacFarlane's brilliant as a few of the characters...its a toss up between Peter and Stewie....but since I get ONE choice...I gotta go with Stewie....he just kills me!!!....

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Lois: I guarantee you a man made that commercial.

Peter: Of course a man made it. It's a commercial Lois, not a delicious thanksgiving dinner.

man peter would be the funniest by far.

[Frohboy]

Ya family guy is definatly my favorite show ever

"At school when they caught me with my hands down my pants they made me keep them there for a week....What a week!!!"=Chris

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Peter: A guy at work bought a car out of the paper. Ten years later, Bam! Herpes.

Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?

Peter: Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.

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Peter: Look at this, Lois, see right here [points in book], I was voted most likely to succeed!

Lois: Peter, that's not you. That's not even a yearbook, it's a People magazine.

Peter: Oh, I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.

Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Brian: Oh my god. They ate Tricia Takanawa.

Peter: Why? They're just gonna get hungry again in an hour.

[Sn1p3t]

Peter: "Brian! Look! My cereal is sending me a message! It says.. oooooo."

Brian: "Peter, those are cherrios."

I have all three seasons on DVD. I can't wait till it returns to FOX in 2005!

[Got3n]

Stewie!!!!!!!!!!!!!