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Quagmire:Hey Who wants to play drink the beer?

Peter:Right Here

Quagmire:All right you win!

Peter:Sweet what do i win?

Quagmire:Another Beer!

Peter:All right im going for the high score

Quagmire:Well actually charlies got the high score

Charlie: Hey man your clock won't flush

Quagmire:Hey Who wants to play drink the beer?

Peter:Right Here

Quagmire:All right you win!

Peter:Sweet what do i win?

Quagmire:Another Beer!

Peter:All right im going for the high score

Quagmire:Well actually charlies got the high score

Charlie: Hey man your clock won't flush

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That was like one of the first jokes they ever did :p

I always think about this when I hit the casinos....

Lois: I'm upset because you never listen to me. This is Atlantic City all over again.

[Lois and Peter at Blackjack table]

Dealer: You've got 20!

Peter: Hit me.

Lois: Peter, don't.

Peter: Hit me.

Dealer: 21!

Peter: Hit me.

Lois: Peter.

Peter: Hit me.

Dealer: That's 30

Peter: Hit me.

FOR EVERY POST YOU MAKE I SHAL KILL YOU!

i like it when louis aunt dies and theu get her great house

Stewie talking to waiter

Stewie: cut my milk

Waiter: but sir i can't it's liquid

Stewie: imbecile. freeze it then cut it

I love Family Guy, and I cant wait to see American Dad (i love bit torrent lol comes in handy when im in the uk ;)) And the new season is a must!

Genie: I am here to grant you three wishes.

Lois: Peter, three wishes. Oh this is so exciting.

Meg: I want a new hat.

Chris: I want a new hat.

Stewie: I want them to have new hats!

Quality! :rofl:

i was watching the episode where he becomes a knight the other day and two things stick out.

one where the guy is talking in medieval english and peter replies with something like 'woah not everybody watches frasier, smart guy'.

and also the 'wouldst thou like to take a gander up my skirt' bit.

Peter: "Brian! Look! My cereal is sending me a message! It says.. oooooo."

Brian: "Peter, those are cherrios."

I have all three seasons on DVD. I can't wait till it returns to FOX in 2005!

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mm it's not funny if it's the wrong quote :(

Peter Griffin: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says "OOOOOO".

Brian Griffin: Peter, those are Cheerios.

:shifty: :shifty: :shifty: :shifty:

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STEWIE RULES!!!!!

"Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle i find, i shall KILL you"--Stewie Griffin

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"oh im a child IM A CHILD, well you know what that makes you? A pervert, and im not going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert."--Peter Griffin

best ones EVARR!!!!

:D

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