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Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.

Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't NOTHING?

Peter: Oh yeah.

That is one of my favorite quotes of all time, and not just from the show. In fact, that was in my sig for quite some time until I changed it.

I really can't decide if my favorite character is Brian or Stewie... the writing style for their humor is actually very similar, so I love them both equally.

Ok so you guys don't remember when the painting guy from public access was on and he was trying to paint and it turned out to be the opening to Family Ties????

Or the news station says " and now we go to Ali B for the weather...ALI?" and he says painly...." It's gonna rain"..

i love this scene...

Drunken Sherrif:

"Y'all interested, we just take turns being the sherrif, it's real easy. You just hang out here, eat some pie and get drunk"

Peter:

"Wait hold on a second. PIE! [Pause] DRUNK! [Pause] THE!, you got yourself a sherrif.

Peter: Look at this, Lois, see right here [points in book], I was voted most likely to succeed!

Lois: Peter, that's not you. That's not even a yearbook, it's a People magazine.

Peter: Oh, I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name.

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Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?

Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

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Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous, how old are you?

Connie: 16.

Quagmire: 18?

Connie: Mom!

Quagmire: I Like where this is goin'!

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Peter: I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.

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