Natalie Portman wins Best Supporting


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Natalie "Hottest Jew Ever" Portman (AKA my future wife) has just won the Golden Globe for best supporting actress in "Closer."

And all she had to do was get in a thong, show her vagina to a guy in a strip club, talk dirty and get smacked around a bit in a role. I wonder if women are annoyed that the recent female winners of these Hollywood awards usually have to get nude or crude to grab the gold. Oh well.

Here's one of the scenes that got Portman the GG. Enjoy fellas.

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Just goes to show how low these different awards have fallen to. There were many better performances to choose from over her.  She still offers nothing more than a pretty face, rather than showing some form of acting skill.

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Correction. PERFECT face. Great butt, great figure and a Harvard degree to boot.

And she does stuff like this too. (Would this be considered too much for Neowin?)

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"Hottest Jew Ever"

Are you sure that's necessary? Wouldn't "Hottest Chic-that-appeals-to-Starwars-Nerds ever" be more appropriate?

She's a good actor, but she's not exactly a covergirl.

Don't get me wrong, it's always nice to see some skin. :happy:

Are you sure that's neccessary? Wouldn't "Hottest Chic-that-appeals-to-Starwars-Nerds ever" be more appropriate?

She's a good actor, but she's not exactly a covergirl.

Don't get me wrong, it's always nice to see some skin.  :happy:

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LOL, I was just quoting what somebody said in an earlier Natalie Portman forum I read. Its funny, don't take it in a bad way. If a jewish guy says it, its not wrong right? Or what if somebody says "Hottest Latina ever" or "Hottest Asian ever."? Don't worry about it.

Oh well. I thought it was funny, but then again I watch Family Guy. :laugh:

Also, I'm not a Star Wars fan, I hate those movies. I just saw it for her. She's beautiful.

Just goes to show how low these different awards have fallen to. There were many better performances to choose from over her.  She still offers nothing more than a pretty face, rather than showing some form of acting skill.

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Indeed (Y)

Just goes to show how low these different awards have fallen to. There were many better performances to choose from over her.  She still offers nothing more than a pretty face, rather than showing some form of acting skill.

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Her performance in that movie was great. I think she deserved that award.

Her backside had a better performance in the movie than her actual acting did. There was some other decent acting by the rest of the cast, but she really brought things down. Of course she was only there as eyecandy to draw in the audiences anyhow.

Cool that she won. In my opinion, she has a great body, maybe not the best but nothing to complain about. (Y)

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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating biscuits.

As for the film, it was pants. And the anticipated toplessness of Ms. Portman didn't happen :(

I heard that she goes topless in that movie..?;))

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Cut footage at Natalie's request...

Probably not appearing on the DVD either.;))

But boy, would they sell if it did.:laugh::

It's said to have been a full frontage nude, actually. :wacko::

I expected it would be leaked onto the web somehow by some crew member, someone cutting the movie, someone having access to an early version, or whatever. Internet tends to work very much like that since leaks can often be quite anonymous. But surprisignly it doesn't seem to have.

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