Natalie Portman wins Best Supporting


Recommended Posts

Natalie "Hottest Jew Ever" Portman (AKA my future wife) has just won the Golden Globe for best supporting actress in "Closer."

And all she had to do was get in a thong, show her vagina to a guy in a strip club, talk dirty and get smacked around a bit in a role. I wonder if women are annoyed that the recent female winners of these Hollywood awards usually have to get nude or crude to grab the gold. Oh well.

Here's one of the scenes that got Portman the GG. Enjoy fellas.

post-16904-1105926555_thumb.jpg

Link to comment
https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/272491-natalie-portman-wins-best-supporting/
Share on other sites

Just goes to show how low these different awards have fallen to. There were many better performances to choose from over her.  She still offers nothing more than a pretty face, rather than showing some form of acting skill.

585306248[/snapback]

Correction. PERFECT face. Great butt, great figure and a Harvard degree to boot.

And she does stuff like this too. (Would this be considered too much for Neowin?)

post-16904-1105927619_thumb.jpg

"Hottest Jew Ever"

Are you sure that's necessary? Wouldn't "Hottest Chic-that-appeals-to-Starwars-Nerds ever" be more appropriate?

She's a good actor, but she's not exactly a covergirl.

Don't get me wrong, it's always nice to see some skin. :happy:

Are you sure that's neccessary? Wouldn't "Hottest Chic-that-appeals-to-Starwars-Nerds ever" be more appropriate?

She's a good actor, but she's not exactly a covergirl.

Don't get me wrong, it's always nice to see some skin.  :happy:

585306271[/snapback]

LOL, I was just quoting what somebody said in an earlier Natalie Portman forum I read. Its funny, don't take it in a bad way. If a jewish guy says it, its not wrong right? Or what if somebody says "Hottest Latina ever" or "Hottest Asian ever."? Don't worry about it.

Oh well. I thought it was funny, but then again I watch Family Guy. :laugh:

Also, I'm not a Star Wars fan, I hate those movies. I just saw it for her. She's beautiful.

Just goes to show how low these different awards have fallen to. There were many better performances to choose from over her.  She still offers nothing more than a pretty face, rather than showing some form of acting skill.

585306248[/snapback]

Indeed (Y)

Just goes to show how low these different awards have fallen to. There were many better performances to choose from over her.  She still offers nothing more than a pretty face, rather than showing some form of acting skill.

585306248[/snapback]

Her performance in that movie was great. I think she deserved that award.

Her backside had a better performance in the movie than her actual acting did. There was some other decent acting by the rest of the cast, but she really brought things down. Of course she was only there as eyecandy to draw in the audiences anyhow.

Cool that she won. In my opinion, she has a great body, maybe not the best but nothing to complain about. (Y)

585307560[/snapback]

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating biscuits.

As for the film, it was pants. And the anticipated toplessness of Ms. Portman didn't happen :(

I heard that she goes topless in that movie..?;))

585306235[/snapback]

Cut footage at Natalie's request...

Probably not appearing on the DVD either.;))

But boy, would they sell if it did.:laugh::

It's said to have been a full frontage nude, actually. :wacko::

I expected it would be leaked onto the web somehow by some crew member, someone cutting the movie, someone having access to an early version, or whatever. Internet tends to work very much like that since leaks can often be quite anonymous. But surprisignly it doesn't seem to have.

This topic is now closed to further replies.
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
  • Posts

    • I have a TV, but it is not used for normal linear TV, only streaming and it is not a Samsung and the best bit is, I don;'t and never have had a Instagram account. The only thing I have to do with Meta is Faceache and I only keep that just for the messaging part.
    • But building your own.. what? You can't build anything like the Steam Machine yourself. Even trying to get close costs a good deal more. Even just the CPU cooler in their price comparison is as big as the entire Steam Machine. If you want a regular gaming PC, then by all means, build that. If you want a a small console-like PC for the living room that is good for gaming, I'm not sure what else is a better deal. In the GN review, they only mentioned a small form factor Dell, which is like twice the size and hundreds of dollars more expensive.
    • Those are some popular multiplayer games. But hardly "all". Just those that don't work on Linux currently due to specific anti-cheat implementations. I think it's also fair to point out the literally thousands of games that don't work on the PS5. And it's not locked at 1080p. That's the default, which you can change.
    • Ubuntu Livepatch arrives on Arm64 to eliminate system reboots for kernel updates by Paul Hill Canonical has just announced that its Livepatch service now supports computers with Arm64 processors. For those who are not familiar, Livepatch allows users to apply important kernel updates without any service interruption or rebooting. While home users will benefit from this, it’s even more important for critical machines that absolutely should not be going offline at all. The feature is available as part of Ubuntu Core 26 for Arm64 and Ubuntu Core 20 and onwards for AMD64. According to Canonical, this will improve the security of systems that aren’t security-maintained daily or weekly, and it helps organizations work towards Cyber Resilience Act (CRA) compliance. If you are familiar with Ubuntu, you probably know that most packages can be updated without having to restart the system. There is one big exception to this, and that’s the kernel; it typically requires you to reload the system to boot into the new kernel. With Livepatch, Canonical has done something so that you don’t need to restart to begin using the new kernel. Aside from Ubuntu Core 26, users with Arm64 chips running Ubuntu 26.04 LTS can also use Livepatch. If you want to learn more about Livepatch, check out its product page. There, you can also find a button to join Ubuntu Pro (it’s free for several home devices) so that you can enable Livepatch. By linking your computer to Ubuntu Pro, you will also extend the life of your Ubuntu install from five years to ten years. If you are running Ubuntu, let us know in the comments if you have been looking forward to this feature on your ARM-based computer. If you’ve had a compatible AMD64 machine for a while and never used this feature, let us know why in the comments!
  • Recent Achievements

    • One Month Later
      nates earned a badge
      One Month Later
    • Week One Done
      Almohandis earned a badge
      Week One Done
    • Rookie
      dorf went up a rank
      Rookie
    • First Post
      mike_rumble earned a badge
      First Post
    • Dedicated
      tuben earned a badge
      Dedicated
  • Popular Contributors

    1. 1
      +primortal
      497
    2. 2
      +Edouard
      205
    3. 3
      PsYcHoKiLLa
      94
    4. 4
      Michael Scrip
      89
    5. 5
      neufuse
      71
  • Tell a friend

    Love Neowin? Tell a friend!