ESPN Quote of The Day Archive

[Callaway]

Found this linked off Fark.com My personal favs...

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story.../quotes/archive

"You can't just go out and buy a championship ring ... well, unless Dwight Gooden runs out of coke."

-- Adam Carolla, when the Yankees acquired Alex Rodriguez.

"Relax. We've been playing these guys for 80 years. They're never gonna beat us."

-- Yogi Berra to Bernie Williams before the 1999 ALCS

"If you think I'm a loser, that I'm a bust, that's fine, but you don't know me. I don't have a problem with people thinking I was a bad football player. I wasn't a particularly good pro football player. But I was a great college player, and that's something."

-- Ryan Leaf

"That was just instinct. Kind of like running from the cops, I guess you could say."

-- Virginia's Marquis Weeks after returning a 100-yard kickoff against UNC on Saturday

"I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok."

-- Shaquille O'Neal

"They shot the crap out of the ball, everybody on the floor. You think you have them, they swing it and swing it and then swoosh. They have good rebounders to gather the misses. Sometimes you're like, 'Man they must have a cheat code or something.'"

-- Bobcats rookie Emeka Okafor on the Sonics.

"I'm hunting for little Mexican girls."

-- Karl Malone's reponse at a Lakers-Bucks game three weeks, after Kobe Bryant's wife noticed his cowboy boots and asked him, "Hey, Cowboy, what are you hunting for?"

"Ten. It can't get to 11. If it gets to 11, then I'll be sitting with Ron Artest."

-- Paul Pierce after being asked how frustrated he was with the Celtics season on a scale of 1 to 10.

"My two biggest personnel mistakes were Michael Ovitz and Mo Vaughn."

-- Retiring Disney CEO Michael Eisner

"Yes it was unanimous, 1-0, and I won."

-- NBA commissioner David Stern, after being asked whether the vote to suspend Ron Artest for the season was unanimous

[Toxikk Veteran]

"That was just instinct. Kind of like running from the cops, I guess you could say."

-- Virginia's Marquis Weeks after returning a 100-yard kickoff against UNC on Saturday

"I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok."

-- Shaquille O'Neal

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ROOOOFLLL!!!1

[kombolcha]

the Marquis Weeks and David Stern are the best.

[Dallas]

"Ten. It can't get to 11. If it gets to 11, then I'll be sitting with Ron Artest."

-- Paul Pierce after being asked how frustrated he was with the Celtics season on a scale of 1 to 10.

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haha, nice link man