Family Guy - Meg Loses her Virginity on SNL


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Jaded1, you're kidding right? This was one of the funniest episodes of family guy yet. Dumb ending, but the rest was hilarious

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No, I'm not kidding. It just seemed to me that they were reaching for something but not quite grasping it. I don't know. Like I said, I guess I need to watch this ep again.

"there there let me dry those tears",Stewie tastes her tears " ah yes yes your anguish sustains me."

but the funniest qoute was a tribute to star wars: empire strikes back

Stewie and Brian walking in the Mall

Stewie jumps on Brian's Back: "let me ride you, im getting tired"

brian tries to shrug off stewie

Stewie: "ooh the force is strong in this one" (Yoda tribute from ESB when he was on the back of Luke)

Brian says he doesnt want Stewie on his back

Stewie: " That is why, You learn Not"

LOL

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That episode was hilarious to me.

My girlfriend's grandfather actually had dogs that would bark at black people, but it was no surprise that he was a racist :no:

I loved the Revenge of the Nerds tribute when they were attempting to fix up the bar.

"Holy crap, I think we made it worse. I do NOT envy the person that has to clean that up!"

Yeah I saw it. I guess I need to watch this ep again because I barely chuckled the first time.

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i have to agree... it wasn't a good episode IMO.. and meg lost her virginity in the funnist way LOL

i have to agree... it wasn't a good episode IMO.. and meg lost her virginity in the funnist way LOL

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i third that. i love family guy and the first 3 episodes made me laugh a ot harder then this one. yes there were quality jokes, but it just was not same as the first 3.

man 2nd one was so much funnier. so were 1st and 3rd.

"how is your oatmeal honey?"

"you know it takes kinda different then usual.."

"RRRAAWRR"

"oh my god there is a bear in my oatmeal!!!"

guess i'll have to watch it again too.

ps. american dad was ok too. but there were a few jokes which were pure class.

glad they are both coming out together. 2 new episodes at once : :woot:

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Sperm Dumpster, that was just so random

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Man don't you guys remember hs, where girls had shirts full of "naughty girl" and "spoiled" ? Dumb-ass girls who thought they were cute and funny. I loved that one. ;)

awesome episode, i loved it when Brian was barking at the black guy. LMAO

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Yea that was damn funny, and at the end also
"there there let me dry those tears",Stewie tastes her tears " ah yes yes your anguish sustains me."

but the funniest qoute was a tribute to star wars: empire strikes back

Stewie and Brian walking in the Mall

Stewie jumps on Brian's Back: "let me ride you, im getting tired"

brian tries to shrug off stewie

Stewie: "ooh the force is strong in this one" (Yoda tribute from ESB when he was on the back of Luke)

Brian says he doesnt want Stewie on his back

Stewie: " That is why, You learn Not"

LOL

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I was wondering what that was. I caught the last line of what stewie said, and it reminded me of yoda, but I couldn't remember if they renacted a scene:blush:h:

I loved the parts when the people looked at Meg and set themselves on fire, damn that was funny:yes:s:

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