Computers or Sex?

By jokeripa
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  1. 1. Computers or Sex?

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jokeripa

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What would you choose?

To go without computers for the rest of your life, or sex?

You can still get a ######, or whatever, but your penis cannot enter the vagina :p

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I may sound like a nerd, but I am going for computers. I think blowjobs are *almost* as good as sex :p

I am on my PC ALOT, and I also am doing computing courses in college, then moving to Uni, so basically Im screwed without computers, but I do rap lol.

I am on a PC for atleast 5 hours a day, whether in school or at home.... and thoroughly enjoy it... watching stupid flash animations.... posting on Neowin, just meeting a whole different range of people all over the world.

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Flame me if you want, but.... what do you choose?

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JiveMasterT

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i opted to null vote... if it was no sexual activity or no computers then id take the no computers, even though im a comp sci major. the thing that makes this a hard question is that bjs are really good and most girls wont go for anal so... its a toughy for sure. id definately need one or the other forced on me... id never willingly choose to give up computers for the rest of my life or give up sex.

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Draconian Guppy

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if my girl ever said, choose your PC, or me.. i'd be on neowin the next day telling you guys what happened :rofl:

btw.. im not kidding.

:cry: aww the patriotism!

HMm wait at this time, there's been 39 people voting for sex, THEY ARE INSANE, Could you survive a day without neowin :shifty: I bet some of us go a day without sex :shiftyninja:

ok I voted sex :p

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Jeremy1

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I'm pretty sure we can all get by without a computer, since that's what we were doing in the last two millenia.
It's been longer than that. But aside from recreational computer use, think of the other implications of not being able to use a computer. How could you get a decent job?
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jokeripa

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yes you are disturb3d

and anyone who has had sex knows theres no contest

Ohhh that was hilarious....

And dude are you kidding? your, i dunno, you seem like the 30second kind of guy, but whatever it is, that small blast of sex, few hours at most, maybe every few days, (it wont be everday for the rest of your life if it is now) is better than hours of doing what YOU want on your PC?

But im actually quite surprised that 30% has agreed :woot:

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