Computers or Sex?

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  1. 1. Computers or Sex?

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fr8t

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if my girl ever said, choose your PC, or me.. i'd be on neowin the next day telling you guys what happened

btw.. im not kidding.

/me cuts off lylesback2's p3nor... also does the new eunuch a favor and gives him a new AMD FX-60(e-p3nor) :shiftyninja:

There u go, happy now? :woot: :rofl: :p

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Freakz

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Ohhh that was hilarious....

And dude are you kidding? your, i dunno, you seem like the 30second kind of guy, but whatever it is, that small blast of sex, few hours at most, maybe every few days, (it wont be everday for the rest of your life if it is now) is better than hours of doing what YOU want on your PC?

But im actually quite surprised that 30% has agreed :woot:

listen up champ... there is no need for a personal attack, you are the one who started this thread... deal with the replies or dont post crap in the first place

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cork1958

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WTF stupid thread, gets 1star vote from me. :cool:

No doubt. Here we go cluttering up the new Neowin with dumb stuff like this! Who gives a crap if you're a perv and would rather twittle your keyboard then fool around with a woman! This is such a stupid thread I think original poster OWES us a star, not give them a 1 star rating! :wacko:

At least as of my posting there are 58 other pervs like you!!

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tiagosilva29

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I code Java, play Tetris and browse Neowin while kissing and caressing my girlfriend.

We're still virgins and I think that cuddles, kissing and all intimate items are surely better than sex.

Null Vote?

WTF stupid thread, gets 1star vote from me. :cool:

I gave it a Vote1-off.png!

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revvo

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Ok what da **** was the question? Which that I'd prefer to live without? and people voted sex? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :shiftyninja:

Yeah, I made that mistake. I saw "Computers" and "Sex" so there goes my hormones.

I'd prefer to live without COMPUTERS.

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Japlabot

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Human Nature wins.

Ok what da **** was the question? Which that I'd prefer to live without? and people voted sex? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :shiftyninja:

Yeah, I made that mistake. I saw "Computers" and "Sex" so there goes my hormones.

I'd prefer to live without COMPUTERS.

The question is unclear, it just says "Computers or Sex" so it's open to interpretation if that implies 'with' or 'without', usually when a question like that is asked it means 'with'. I'm sure that the question was asked more clearly it would be close to 100% to live with sex, without computers.

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TurboTuna

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if my girl ever said, choose your PC, or me.. i'd be on neowin the next day telling you guys what happened :rofl:

btw.. im not kidding.

agreeed, :wub: neowin, and besides sex isnt everything....Computers pretty much control everything now adays, Try and go about your daily rutine without using a Computer of some sort. You cant.

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JiveMasterT

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Picture this:

your hot girlfriend is begging you for sex and you say: Not now baby, i am playing WoW, or I am checking the Neowin Forum.

I don't think so!

You're right there... that pretty much sums it up. I don't think it's possible this day and age to go completely without either of them, but I think that if someone said "ok, you can go play around on the computer or play around with your gf right now." i would definately take my girlfriend over my computer any day. :hump:

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Sometimes I need to read these threads just to find out if people really think these things and feel the need to discuss it.

I'm sorry Ms. Portman, I've love to go to town on you but I made this promise to these guys on a forum and, well...

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