Computers or Sex?


Computers or Sex?  

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  1. 1. Computers or Sex?

    • Computers
      130
    • Sex
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If a girl said to me right now 'smash your computer up for one night of passion' then I probably would.

Obviously sex is the answer

mate you aren't reading the question. I think a lot of people are making this mistake... or at least I hope so.

mate you aren't reading the question. I think a lot of people are making this mistake... or at least I hope so.

Atleast you hope so? I chose sex.. what bit of that don't you understand? Just because I didnt say 'I'd rather have sex than a computer if I could only have one for the rest of my life' Well yea..

Sex

  • 3 weeks later...

Some of the diehards are probaly like "Sex, is that the new version of Firefox or something?" I mean come on, do you think, "hmmm I choose computers over sex because I can play CS and **** my FX-57 at the same time :o" :laugh:

I'm guessing the people who voted for computers ethier are virgins who dont think sex is that great or are people who did because its "funny" choice.

The 111 guys who voted for computers instead of sex are either:

a) underage

b) sore losers

c) gays

I LAUGH AT YOU, AHAHAHAH!

so you'd rather not have sex for the rest of your life because your NOT underage, NOT a sore loser and NOT gay?

I don't get how that works...

What if you changed "Computers" to just "Neowin.net"?

How many of you would go without Neowin for the rest of your life?

Then I'm guessing nobody will be visiting Neowin and visiting some other tech forum and chances are the same question will arise and the same person will post a response similar to yours followed by a reply similar to mine and the process will keep on going in a neverending circle.

if my girl ever said, choose your PC, or me.. i'd be on neowin the next day telling you guys what happened :rofl:

btw.. im not kidding.

Man, you have just made my day...i'm literally crying here over that comment. Cheers for that, I needed it.

Back on topic i'd choose sex any day over my computer! :D

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