30" Cinema Display Vs. Enraged Signifigant Other

[theyarecomingforyou]

as for the girl...I hope you guys serously work out some problems or she leaves.

I don't think it's possible to work out problems that serious... the only hope is to chuck them and find someone else.

[jokeripa]

GODDAMN!

Havent read the whole thread btw

[+Warwagon MVC]

:shiftyninja:

[JohnMcc]

Immediately afterward I considered smashing her iMac (which curiously survived unscathed) but then I'd probably just end up replacing that too.

I'm all about Karma and was going to suggest another threesome with a dude involved this time to even out the odds, resulting in you tossing all of your girls wardrobe out the door after you rip it to shreds but it would appear that in this case, from what I can read, you already had a threesome with a dude. This would lead me to say, you and your girl should find a sexy muffin of the female type and have at her.....tossing all of your girls clothes out the door after you rip it to shreds and spaz like a moFo for enjoying it.

[t_bonerman02]

I say, Murder who ever did it and claim Temorary Insanity

Somebody tried that with a stolen XBox, it didn't work.

[-hurley18]

:shiftyninja:

Nice

[+Warwagon MVC]

Nice

Thanx :)

entertains me when i'm bored

[nomis_nehc]

GODDAMN!

Havent read the whole thread btw

hahaha, OMG! i can't believe this picture... it's ****ing amazing.

as to the original poster... man, i gotta say i feel your pain man. if any of my crap is ever damaged by another, i will probably beat the hell out of her. and make her take it up the ass for the whole next week.

[NiceCarpet]

:crazy: RIP 30' Cinema Display.

This is so freacking sad, god I would be so ****ed of right now if that was me.

Apple needs to start arming these with auto turrets there worth it.

[SnowRanger13]

:crazy: RIP 30' Cinema Display.

This is so freacking sad, god I would be so ****ed of right now if that was me.

Apple needs to start arming these with auto turrets there worth it.

It would be intresting to see how apple would design the guns to match with all the sleekness of there other products. :p

[myNando]

Computers also have the right to bear arms :woot:

[Azusa]

makes me think of "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" but OMG WTF

[grimman]

Immediately afterward I considered smashing her iMac (which curiously survived unscathed) but then I'd probably just end up replacing that too.

Sell that iBook. ;P

[Toastyone]

this is what happens when you don't keep your pimpin' hand strong

:rofl: :rofl: That has to be one of the funniest things I have read on neowin in a long time :laugh:

poor ACD :(

[nmuibm04]

I hope you're not the guy who had the bet with your girlfriend that you get get 2 million hits on your webpage if you wanted to... :p . http://www.helpwinmybet.com/

Ha! Wouldn't that be ironic.

[JohnMcc]

Ahahahah! That is great. At least I provided someone with source material :rofl:

:shiftyninja:

[JohnMcc]

Update:

So now I know why she felt it was necessary to totally trash my equipment... It's wasn't because I pratically forgot she was in the room during the threesome... No... That's why got me tossed out of the house....

According to her, she trashed my stuff because I left when she asked me to (for just 5 minutes).

She: "You shouldn't have left"

Me: "But you inisisted, you threw me out!" (of my on house)

She: "But you shouldn't have left!!!"

Me: "You were going berzerk wanting me to leave!!!"

She "That's why you shouldn't have left!!!!!"

Geez. :wacko:

[Coffeee]

Update:

So now I know why she felt it was necessary to totally trash my equipment... It's wasn't because I pratically forgot she was in the room during the threesome... No... That's why got me tossed out of the house....

According to her, she trashed my stuff because I left when she asked me to (for just 5 minutes).

She: "You shouldn't have left"

Me: "But you inisisted, you threw me out!" (of my on house)

She: "But you shouldn't have left!!!"

Me: "You were going berzerk wanting me to leave!!!"

She "That's why you shouldn't have left!!!!!"

Geez. :wacko:

RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

[Bloodwork]

Women just need to not talk at all unless they mean what they say, none of this hidden message bull****

[Alpha2004]

Women just need to not talk at all unless they mean what they say, none of this hidden message bull****

not gonna happen buddy. not gonna happen.

sometimes, life is a stupid guessing game when you have a woman.

[pacifica]

destruction of property is against the law and punishable by some amount of jail time, fines and or public service in most states. while it only amounts to a slap on the wrist the joys of experiencing the judicial system and it's processes from beginning to end are typically enough to remedy such behaviors.

significant or not call the police.

[Razorwing]

man what did you do.. :blink:

[myNando]

Hell, let's get gay!

[ANova]

John, she's what you call a psycho bitch.

Destroy her belongings, all her clothes and shoes, or sell it all ebay unless she pays for what she destroyed for no reason. Maybe then she'll understand that actions have consequences.

I can't stand how some woman think they have the right to destroy things because you did something that they didn't like, whether justified or not. Even worse, some will inflict personal injury or even try to kill you. Watch your back.