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so is the girl to the left of her, and the right. Also above, and below. Oh god, look, there all girls!!

no need to be a prick about it, go and find out who frank lampard is, if you still don't get it then just leave the thread for people that do.

no need to be a prick about it, go and find out who frank lampard is, if you still don't get it then just leave the thread for people that do.

If you think a girl with a nose slighlty out of joint looks like Frank Lampard Jnr, you should go an examine your sexuality.

You fancy some bird because she (or you think she) looks like Frank Lampard Jnr?

If you think a girl with a nose slighlty out of joint looks like Frank Lampard Jnr, you should go an examine your sexuality.

You fancy some bird because she (or you think she) looks like Frank Lampard Jnr?

yea, I fancy her, how'd you guess.

Fat Frank is releasing his autobiography soon.

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Now I have won The Premiership with Chelsea and was runner-up to Ronaldinho as World Player of the Year it has become harder for the critics to, love, handle," he said.

"I remember when Joe Cole first came to Chelsea he would turn away in disappointment if West Ham lost. I would smile and eat his share.?

"That's how deeply I felt. I wanted West Ham to lose. And I wanted that Angel cake. Now I don't even look for their results."

?The way they treated me when I went there with Chelsea, hurt me. Like once during the game I deflected a pass to JT - one young fan screamed ?you love it when Terry has your balls? I patted him on his head smiling at his wit.

"I was then alarmed to see what looked like the boys dad passing him a pie to throw at me. Which he did, and I eat. For Carbohydrates.?

Quote:

PAOLO DI CANIO was very professional although I can?t say I agreed with everything he did.

Everything had to be right for him ? even if it was wrong for everyone else.

For instance, it would annoy me when he would go back to Italy for two weeks? rehabilitation when he was injured.

There were times when we would be training at Chadwell Heath, usually when it was freezing cold and p***ing down with rain, when I would wonder where Paolo was.

"He sent me a text saying ?what??plumper?like plumper??. He often tried to dismantle the team spirit but he was still great player."

"I couldn?t believe that a team mate would say such a thing. My dad saw how sad I was and did what he usually does when took me to Dunkin Donutsok me to Dunkin Donuts"

"Paolo would often return on a Thursday with news he was ready to play on Saturday. Unlike me, he looked after himself but was too selfish to be a great pro."

"Once he demanded to join Chelsea but then I had to listen to him bleating on about how West Ham were his second skin and if you cut him he would bleed claret ?n blue."

"He had a great body, especially in that Lynx ad, which my Harry said was meant for me. But as I had just transferred to Chelsea my Agent couldn?t wrap the image rights deal in time."[:rofl:ugh:' /><:rofl:

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