Simple sayings to live by

[Buzz99]

Sometime you're the dog, sometime you're the hydrant....

[Farstrider]

1) Always store beer in a dark place.

2) Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect!

3) Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind; it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate - and quickly.

4) A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. This may be the purpose of the unniverse.

5) Everybody lies about sex!

There are many more, this from my favourite author! :)

[PT 13]

Live fast, die young

[Umbrello]

"Just do it."

"**** rolls downhill."

"Seize the moment."

"Every dog has his day."

"Nothing worth doing is easy."

"Actions speak louder than words."

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

“Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die tomorrow.”

[t_r_nelson]

"It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear." - Norm - Cheers

[Nayos]

Ah, never read the book - they are slightly off from the movie, though. For example:

should be

'You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else. We are all a part of the same compost heap.'

Nope, in the book it says 'You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile'.

I have the book in front of me.

[addc182]

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." :p

[Rahul]

some great quotes here

[C++]

This is is very inspirational.

"If you can dream it, you can do it." - Walt Disney

[Wanderermy]

Damn it all.

[Biotoxic_hazard_835]

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

[APH-Alex]

Do what you like and do it honestly. - Tom DeLonge

[addc182]

dunno if Tom DeLonge is an inspirational figure to live by ;)

"Hey you know what I learnt in 5th grade? My dad's weiner was bigger than mine then and still is" Tom DeLonge :p

[APH-Alex]

dunno if Tom DeLonge is an inspirational figure to live by ;)

"Hey you know what I learnt in 5th grade? My dad's weiner was bigger than mine then and still is" Tom DeLonge :p

Haha, yeah but if you've seen the documentary "Start the Machine", you can see that's he's matured.. a little bit. :p