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hahaha pretty good. That owns the mac vs pc ads
:blink: Ummm... On what planet? It was seriously unfunny and didn't really talk about the product at all, except maybe if you count eating a computer like a cake. :unsure:
The best part was the photo on Bill's ID. Other than that I didn't like it at all.
A big "AMEN" to that! :laugh:

I just hope that this wasn't all of Jerry's $10M salary from Microsoft.

I feel bad for them.

out of all the ideas, out of all the creativity they could have put on this campaign, they had a blank canvas where they could change the image of windows...they went with this?

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wow worst advertising i've ever seen. Didn't find it funny at all!

Mac vs PC are actually watchable compared these.

I thought it was ok, but as said many times it really didnt relate to vista at all..

But then again, microsoft is not going to pull an apple and sit and make fun of a product. They are better than that.

lol that was better in what way? I'd Rather have someone make fun of a product worth making fun of.

It wasn't that good but I'm guessing that they are building up to something later on. Really didn't give much details of why Vista is better but it didn't bash the other OS like the silly Mac vs. PC commercials which gives little details why OSX is better but takes up most of the time bashing Vista.

It wasn't that good but I'm guessing that they are building up to something later on. Really didn't give much details of why Vista is better but it didn't bash the other OS like the silly Mac vs. PC commercials which gives little details why OSX is better but takes up most of the time bashing Vista.

It also lacked...

Umm...

Anything about Vista!

It truly was "a commercial about nothing!"

Microsoft needs to fire the commercials creative director, heck just fire everybody that thought that up, it was bad, only good/funny part was the platinum card holder bit

I just don't understand the commercial. What's it supposed to be promoting? What about it is supposed to be funny? Is it even supposed to be funny? (If it has Seinfeld in it you'd think so.)

It just doesn't have a point. What a complete waste of money.

Bill is a Platinum Clown Member - yeay!

So, how exactly is that related to Windows? - That the shoe circus place offers many versions/levels of membership cards just like how windows offers different versions of windows?

They've totally proved fools outta themselves weather i relate it to my theory or not.

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