Top 3 Family Guy Moments?


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[Peter, Stewie and Brian are sitting at the kitchen table. Brian is reading a newspaper]

Peter: Brian, can I see that paper for a second? [brian hands him the paper] Huh, that's odd. I thought that would be big news.

Brian: You thought what would be big news?

Peter: Well, there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.

Brian: What are you talking about?

Peter: Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard...

Brian: Heard what?

Stewie: Brian, don't! [Peter puts the record on and starts dancing and singing]

Peter: A-well-a bird-bird-bird, b-bird's the word,

A-well-a bird-bird-bird, b-bird's the word,

A-well-a bird-bird-bird, b-bird's the word,

A-well-a bird-bird-bird, b-bird's the word,

A-Brian, don't you know, about the bird?

Well, Peter's gonna tell you about the bird!

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word,

A-well-a bird. Surfin'-- [Peter starts blubbering along with the song, with eventually turns into a seisure-like fit]

Brian: Oh my God, Peter, are you alright?

Peter: Pa-pa-pa ooma-mow-mow, [gets up and starts dancing again] pa-pa oomow-ma-mow,

Pa-pa-pa ooma-mow-mow, pa-pa oomow-ma-mow,

Pa-pa-pa ooma-mow-mow, pa-pa oomow-ma-mow...

[Peter continues as Brian leaves. Stewie is shown with a blank expression on his face. He then pulls a gun out and puts it to his mouth]

peter doing crack "government came and took my baby"

peter locked inside his car with the keys outside.

stu and brian car jacking someone

peter puts on horse costume to get by his wife. then he tells her where he is going in the suit..( fat guy strangler i think)

oh and there are soo many otheres. but those are the 3 that came to my mind first so those are the ones i will suggest

I always laugh my ass of at the episode where Brian has sex with Jillian, then goes back to the car with Stewie and Stewie starts singing Brian had sex and now he's taking his friend Stewie to get some ice cream in his car. I can't find the clip on youtube. Anyone have it?

I always thought that FG was at it's best when it really pushed the boundaries of taste and decency. Having said that, there are some damn funny bits that are so innocent.

In no particular order:

Osama Bin Laden video

Peter's brief Little League Coaching Career (the one with the homeless dude with pics of kids, I lol'd so much at that)

Peter humping Lois' fat after liposuction

And just for giggles, Quagmire talking to the air hostess after having sex "And here's the condom I said I put on. Ha ha ha ha, aren't I just the worst?!"

The episode where Peter starts bullying everyone. He starts chasing Meg around while farting, then Meg falls down and throws up and Peter says: Awww in the kitchen Meg?!?! :p

And yeah, the episode where Peter tries to throw the dead bullfrog out the window :D

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