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I agree with the guy who said he needs to take mass transit... and the shade-tree or jackass that told him water would be fine...well I don't beleive that for a minute. This guy deserves to be on the bus for the rest of his life. If he wanted to clean out the engine what not they make products for that or just take it to a garage and have them do it with the machine.

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I'm not an idiot, I just don't know anything about cars.

Want to take bets that this is a former Bear Sterns Investment Manager? Now you know the rest of the story!

This is totally an Epi Fail people! He got the terminology right, he just accidentally stuck a space in it.

An Epifail is the center of a failure so intense that it insults the whole universe and warps the space-time continum. Make sure you stay well back from the stupidity event horizon. :woot:

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Want to take bets that this is a former Bear Sterns Investment Manager? Now you know the rest of the story!

This is totally an Epi Fail people! He got the terminology right, he just accidentally stuck a space in it.

An Epifail is the center of a failure so intense that it insults the whole universe and warps the space-time continum. Make sure you stay well back from the stupidity event horizon. :woot:

But dude the gravitational pull of this Epifail center is slowly absorbing light and the universe around it. I'm afraid this is the end of existence as we know it. I mean, can humankind really move forward after failure of this magnitude has occured?

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But dude the gravitational pull of this Epifail center is slowly absorbing light and the universe around it. I'm afraid this is the end of existence as we know it. I mean, can humankind really move forward after failure of this magnitude has occured?

the the sun is turning into black hole woot ! lol

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But dude the gravitational pull of this Epifail center is slowly absorbing light and the universe around it. I'm afraid this is the end of existence as we know it. I mean, can humankind really move forward after failure of this magnitude has occured?

I know. Told my partner at work about it. His response? "Oww, my brain hurts. Seriously? The guy put water in the crankcase? Owww."

I'm afraid you're correct. It so affected everything that business slowed so much they had to send us home early.

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