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I think my boyfriend does this to me, though he doesn't need to.

For example, we agree to leave in 30 minutes. I get ready, he sits at his computer/otherwise bums around. If I take a minute or two too long he starts getting impatient.

Then I'm ready, and tell him so.

His response is to run to the bathroom to shave and fix his hair and do his contact lenses etc etc ..while I have to sit and wait for him.

!!!

Amen.

When I know we're leaving at a certain time, I make sure I have enough time to get ready. I take as much time to get ready as any normal woman who wants to go out looking at least decent, but I don't wait until the last minute to do it. He, on the other hand, procrastinates. When he does start to get ready (usually 3-5 minutes before we should be taking off), he takes his time doing it, even if we're in a rush. On the rare occasion I am running 5 or less minutes behind (never more than that), I never hear the end of it. He stands there watching me in the mirror while I apply my mascara, tapping his foot and looking at his watch. On the other hand, when it's him running us behind (like usual), he can't understand my impatience.

I think a lot of men's problem with running behind is assuming their lady is going to be running even further behind.

I'm sure the rest of you guys do it too; it's just easier to forget than when she does it ;)

Silly boys.

-Emily

I guess I lucked out. My wife does not wear make up and when we say we are leaving at a specific time then we will leave at that time.

I agree that in the case of someone who is temporally challenged that you should tell them time way before you actually need to leave if you want to be on time.

Shut up. She obviously just wants to look good for all the ____ing she plans to do this weekend, so be thankful.

dude you shut up. that was rude. he wasn't saying that in real critisism, he said "lol" at the end of the sentence for crying out loud.

Enjoy it while you get it, Its not fun when you get older, Your answer should be "Thats okay baby, Take your time, Ill be waiting for you" GO enjoy young love because its not the same when you get 25+

don?t establish any wrong concept solely based on this stupid reason.

My wife and I have gotten used to the "getting ready" routine, although at this point she knows whats she going to do in advance and I procrastinate what suit I am going to wear to the last minute and then ask her to shave my head, so I end up taking 30 minutes and she takes 10-15.

He, on the other hand, procrastinates. When he does start to get ready (usually 3-5 minutes before we should be taking off), he takes his time doing it, even if we're in a rush. On the rare occasion I am running 5 or less minutes behind (never more than that), I never hear the end of it. He stands there watching me in the mirror while I apply my mascara, tapping his foot and looking at his watch. On the other hand, when it's him running us behind (like usual), he can't understand my impatience.

Hah, I think my mrs would agree with you on that :rofl:

Why get dressed up for a good rodgering?

lol :laugh:

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