Megan Fox To play Lara Croft?


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I'm sorry but to me she's more of a porn star material than in an action genre. Don't' get me wrong, she's good actress but Lora craft isn't just anybody.

A porn star? That's a lot coming from someone who apparently lives in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. :p

I'm sorry but to me she's more of a porn star material than in an action genre. Don't' get me wrong, she's good actress but Lora craft isn't just anybody.

Oh yes, the times i'd hit that again and again until me willy falls off :rofl: seriously though I agree, she has to much of a "sex look" going for her.

Well fair enough :p I wanna add some pictures :o The ones I want to add are probably not allowed :(

PM PM PM PM PM !!!!!! :hump:

also +1 on teh too much make up

Just to another :p

megan-fox-star-wars-01.jpg

Star Wars Shirt for the nerds ? Check.

Iphone for the geeks ? Check.

But what's wrong with your shoes ? And what is that ugly backpack covering your buttocks? Come on Megan, you may be hot, but still much to learn you have about style.

Star Wars Shirt for the nerds ? Check.

Iphone for the geeks ? Check.

But what's wrong with your shoes ? And what is that ugly backpack covering your buttocks? Come on Megan, you may be hot, but still much to learn you have about style.

she probably didn't want her Arse taking away attention from her t-shirt :rofl:

Oh yes, the times i'd hit that again and again until me willy falls off :rofl: seriously though I agree, she has to much of a "sex look" going for her.

What's wrong with a sex look? :laugh: :woot:

Edit Rappy I never noticed until people said too much make up, but the last photo you posted she looks like a wax work figure :laugh:

What's wrong with a sex look? :laugh: :woot:

Edit Rappy I never noticed until people said too much make up, but the last photo you posted she looks like a wax work figure :laugh:

Nothing except that it distracts you from watching the movie... Wait the same happened with angelina :p

I wish she'd fess up already and say she's a sex addict :D

She is a sex addict :p she is dating (might not be now?) Brian Austin Green and does stuff like this in public :p

MeganFoxAustinChill2.jpg

:uberhump: :drool:

Luck ******!

I wonder if that guy ever gets tired of banging her eyes out.

Wait, what's this thread about? Megan foxs' arse? No wait... her breasts !!! ahhh Teh movie which will have all of her in it :p

On topic: :drool:

id be a sex addict to if i was with her ! :woot:

and im just fine with that ! :hump:

yeah If I was him i'd be like:

Wake up: ok let's get sum

after breakfast: ok let's get sume

Take a shower getting sum!

Gotta free 20 minutes? let's get sum :p

Makes you wonder if he's actually doing that if not, he's just gay :p

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