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Congrats man! Last night my wife and I were watching TV and this commercial came on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_dkyByzD-Y

I have a three year old and seven month old, but it's so true that they're growing up. Cherish every moment, because time will fly by. It really seems like yesterday I was in the hospital seeing my oldest for the first time, and now my second is starting to crawl. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

My family is taking up all of Elizaveta's time, I should have never flown them in for the birth.....I've held my daughter for all of five minutes and then she fell asleep in my arms for the first time. Although me and the wife didn't think of this, my car and her car our both two seaters, so I finally may win the I need a 2009 Challenger argument, as she sure as hell won't give up her car.

Damnit, I just realized my daughter looks like my sister, I'm going to have to shoot so many teenage boys in 16 years.

Congrats dude, now you just have to look forward to all the sleepless nights and getting puked and crapped on :p

all that leads to some great stories for when she gets older. both of my girls now 16 and 12 keep asking what they were like as babies. believe me you`ll get some good ones. congrats !

My family is taking up all of Elizaveta's time, I should have never flown them in for the birth.....I've held my daughter for all of five minutes and then she fell asleep in my arms for the first time. Although me and the wife didn't think of this, my car and her car our both two seaters, so I finally may win the I need a 2009 Challenger argument, as she sure as hell won't give up her car.

Damnit, I just realized my daughter looks like my sister, I'm going to have to shoot so many teenage boys in 16 years.

all infants look the same. squishy faces, broad noses, blue eyes. give it time.

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