'Machete' (2010)

[McCordRm]

I want to see this.

NOW!

[Rappy Veteran]

[Lqv2015]

I still can't believe Johnny 23 got his own movie.

[random_n]

There's a fine line between serious and ridiculous, and that line is called awesome. If you found humour in the over-the-topness of Shoot 'Em Up and don't feel that every movie should have an Inception-grade story to it, you'll probably like this. :)

[+Random Stranger Subscriber¹]

the first offficial trainer is crap, the one made before was

[medium_pimpin]

What a great movie. Just saw it. Very entertaining.

[4CxbqFxVnstmA Veteran]

I enjoyed this a lot. Saw it four times. Can't wait for the DVD.

The main action theme reminds me of Iggy Pop's theme tune for Repo Man. And the "sex" music is great, cheesy ear porn.

I can't wait for Machete Kills and Machete Kills Again!

[Gutierrez]

the trailer was by far better than the movie.

[buckboii]

what a bad movie.

wow.

[nomis_nehc]

^agreed

I watched this, and almost fell asleep at the end.

[Youdontknowme]

best movie of the summer

[Scorbing]

I just finished watching this movie. All I have to say is:

What a horrible movie this is. I can't believe that Robert DeNiro, a Class A actor, even bothered to be on this movie. Steven Seagal is so fat he can hardly move (his Spanish is quite good though) and Don Johnson is old and boring. I understand that this movie is meant to be stupid and funny but it was totally horrible and bad. Very bad acting. The only thing that truly made me laugh my ass off is seeing Lindsey Lohan dressed as a nun.