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Kanye Responds...

SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT'S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF "I TOLD YOU SO!!!" IT'S COOL TO TALK **** WHEN YOU'RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE'S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF **** WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I'M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I'M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I'M SURE THERE'S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS... THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S ME!

04.09.2009

http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/

Now only if Mr. Dee Dee Dee admits he sucks.

Kanye Responds...

http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/

Now only if Mr. Dee Dee Dee admits he sucks.

Amazing how he can turn that into a piece all about himself and his music lol... Wasn't really a response to South Park, but just a piece about him trying to promote himself.

Great episode however! Very very funny lol. I love the flashback bits that Eric keeps making up

Hahah.... response from Kanye West:

Rapper Kanye West has said that he was "murdered" in an episode of animated US show South Park, but found his negative portrayal "pretty funny".

West, who was shown as out-of-touch and self-centred in Wednesday night's edition, wrote on his blog that he had been "working on my ego".

The musician also thanked the show's writers and artists for their input.

In 2007, West vowed never to return to MTV after failing to pick up any prizes at an awards ceremony.

But the Grammy Award winner chose to return a year later.

Last year he told the Associated Press that he was "the voice of a generation" and recently stated that his only regret was not being able to see himself perform live.

West's blog entry went on to say: "I just wanna be a doper person without telling people how dope [awesome] I think I am."

He added that he was sure the South Park writers were "nice people in real life", and said it was an honour to be captured by the show's animators.

The show, which is due to run on Comedy Central in the US until at least 2011, is renowned for its dark humour and has run into controversy in the past.

In 2006, the Queen was depicted committing suicide, while figures including the Virgin Mary and actor Tom Cruise have also been treated irreverently.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7993716.stm

I would edit my post but it wont let me.

The Full version of Gay Fish! :D

http://media.southparkstudios.com/crap/dow...p?file_id=25010

Found the lyrics too

(Yo. Uh. Uh. Come on.)

I've been so lonely, girl

I've been so sad and down

Couldn't understand

Why haters joked around

I wanted to be free

With other creatures like me

And now I got my wish

'Cuz I know that I'm a gay fish

(Gay fish, yo)

Mother****in' gay fish (I'm a fish, yo)

Girl I am a gay fish (It's alright, girl)

Makin' love to other gay fish

All those lonely nights

At the grocery store

In the frozen fish aisle

Feeling like a ######

'Cuz I wasn't being true

Even though everyone said

That I had to make a switch (Gay fish)

Now I know that I'm a gay fish

(Gay fish, yo)

Mother****in' gay fish (I'm a fish, yo)

Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)

Makin' love to other gay fish

I used to be scared, denying who I was

Actin' straight, but then goin out to the gay fish clubs

Dancin' with the marlins, makin out with all the snappers

I'd take a salmon home and work that coddle fin for hours

But now I'm out and I'm free to love what I want

Be it yellowfin or bass or that trout in Vermont

I slap that marlin ass, make that grouper butt shake

I'll come to your house and have an orgy in your mother****in' fish tank

Mother****i'n gay fish (I'm a fish, yo)

Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)

Makin' love to other gay fish

I really get around

I'm a slut of the sea

When I say I got crabs

I mean it literally

I was eating dinner

And just had to go down

On that mackerel on the dish

'Cuz I'm the gayest of the gay fish

Mother****in' gay fish (I'm a fish, yo)

Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)

But I got to settle down

I can't be a ######

I ain't gonna just sleep

With any fish no more

Found me a lover

A brother who's a cross-dressing pike named Trish

And together we are gay fish

(Gay fish, yo)

Mother****in' gay fish (I'm a fish, yo)

Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)

Makin' love to other gay fish

Edited by Unrealistic
This joke really has exploded. I was at IHOP the other night and the drunk people next to me ask if we like fishsticks. Another classic.

LOL I know what you mean. Someone asked me on Friday at work if I like fishsticks lol

I would edit my post but it wont let me.

The Full version of Gay Fish! :D

http://media.southparkstudios.com/crap/dow...p?file_id=25010

Found the lyrics too

HAHA. I was wondering if they would release the complete song.

Yet another reason why SouthPark kick ass. They are two step forward than anyone

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