What was the last movie you watched?

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I watched that Chinese Mummy movie and GI Joe this weekend. They were both by the same director/producer so they were very similar. It's strange seeing them back to back because the Mummy guy from the first Mummy movie was also in GI Joe starring as Zartan, and Brenden Frasier was also in GI Joe, as Monkey Wrench (I forgot his name). It's like, ok, so the Mummy is in Cobra with Doctor Who, but how come Brenden Frasier doesn't warn GI Joe that Zartan is really the Mummy in disguise? I guess they're saving it for part two; Monkey Wrench is going to fight Zartan, who is disguised as Jonathan Pryce, the British president of the US, and will prove he's really the Mummy disguised as Zartan disguised as the president so that GI Joe blows him up with teh nanomites. I'm not sure what that screwed up Cobra Commander they came up with is going to be doing in part two. He was the most disappointing thing about the movie, and his mask looked like a walrus' ass. I heard they fired the director/producer so someone else is going to be making part two. I hope it's not going to be Michael Bay, McG, or Brett Ratner.

I thought that Chinese Mummy movie was regurgitated garbage (I believe in Hollywood they call it "phoning it in") not worth seeing: 0/10. GI Joe was retarded, but had some interesting stuff in it and you could laugh at its epic levels of stupidity. It was truly a masterpiece of Hollywood retardation, only topped perhaps by Transformers. 6/10.

While I'm at it, I'll mention that I saw that new Star Trek movie too. It was fun, and the cast surprisingly isn't annoying. I get the feeling the franchise is going to get better now that the "reboot" is out of the way. 8/10.

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