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Thompson was funny as usual but overall another ho-hum episode. I just hate how less and less of the show is the actors actually knowing their lines. The past couple seasons it's just like all they do is look directly at the teleprompter even when they are supposed to be having a conversation with somebody right next to them.

The live links skit was pretty funny but just seemed poorly put together (set wise). Did anybody notice with the last part of that skit that you could see the SNL stage/band?

I feel bad that I pick apart the show so much but it just isn't like it used to be be.

Thompson was funny as usual but overall another ho-hum episode. I just hate how less and less of the show is the actors actually knowing their lines. The past couple seasons it's just like all they do is look directly at the teleprompter even when they are supposed to be having a conversation with somebody right next to them.

The live links skit was pretty funny but just seemed poorly put together (set wise). Did anybody notice with the last part of that skit that you could see the SNL stage/band?

I feel bad that I pick apart the show so much but it just isn't like it used to be be.

The russian bride skit, was one of the worst ive ever seen.

Thompson was funny as usual but overall another ho-hum episode. I just hate how less and less of the show is the actors actually knowing their lines. The past couple seasons it's just like all they do is look directly at the teleprompter even when they are supposed to be having a conversation with somebody right next to them.

The live links skit was pretty funny but just seemed poorly put together (set wise). Did anybody notice with the last part of that skit that you could see the SNL stage/band?

I feel bad that I pick apart the show so much but it just isn't like it used to be be.

Dont feel bad because you are right SNL needs to work on that stuff, especially cast members who look at the teleprompter too much. Who do they think they are... Jimmy Fallon?

Slate isn't going to get fired, nor fined, nor anything. It was a simple mistake obviously, she knew it right after she said.

Regardless, after 10 PM the FCC doesn't deal with content on network TV, so NBC won't be fined, and nothing will happen. This is probably why a LIVE show is on at 11:30 at night to begin with, so if mistakes like this happen, nothing happens lol (except twitter going into overdrive).

Despite the high-profile slipup, NBC says the Massachusetts-bred comedian is safe.

"No truth to firing conjecture," NBC spokeswoman Sharon Pannozzo said. "She will not be fired."

Still, show executives were not happy about the R-rated blooper and had a big meeting after the show, a source said.

"It was a very big deal that the F-word hit the air," the source said. Slate was a conspicuous no-show at the premiere's swanky after-party at Pranna on Madison Ave.

Because the slipup occurred about 12:40 a.m., well after prime time, "SNL" is not expected to face fines from the Federal Communications Commission.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/09/...uring_skit.html

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I THREW IT ON THE GROUND a trend yet?

My Parody ...

I THREW A Coca-Cola can ON THE GROUND and it exploded all over me!

I ripped off a Hottie's bra, and I THREW it ON THE GROUND, these 36DDs are Beautiful!

On my way to home, I drove 100 MPH! A police stopped me and asked for my driver's license, I took out my drivers License, and I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

Miami Dolphins KICKED Buffalo Bills ass yesterday, I saw this guy with Bills hats on. I took it and I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

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I THREW IT ON THE GROUND a trend yet?

My Parody ...

I THREW A Coca-Cola can ON THE GROUND and it exploded all over me!

I ripped off a Hottie's bra, and I THREW it ON THE GROUND, these 36DDs are Beautiful!

On my way to home, I drove 100 MPH! A police stopped me and asked for my driver's license, I took out my drivers License, and I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

Miami Dolphins KICKED Buffalo Bills ass yesterday, I saw this guy with Bills hats on. I took it and I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

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