Saturday Night Live 2009 Season


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I THREW IT ON THE GROUND a trend yet?

My Parody ...

I THREW A Coca-Cola can ON THE GROUND and it exploded all over me!

I ripped off a Hottie's bra, and I THREW it ON THE GROUND, these 36DDs are Beautiful!

On my way to home, I drove 100 MPH! A police stopped me and asked for my driver's license, I took out my drivers License, and I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

Miami Dolphins KICKED Buffalo Bills ass yesterday, I saw this guy with Bills hats on. I took it and I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

:D

Yea no, I thought it was pretty horrible. Just a repacked "jizz in my pants" basically.

Overall I thought the episode was pretty poor all around.

Work frustrates me! I printed out some paperworks, and man this crap is TOO MUCH work. This manager must think I am easier to Boss. Man!! So, **** I THREW the paper ON THE GROUND! And, I also THREW the pen, the computer and printer ON THE GROUND too!!!

HAHA :rofl:

Overall the episode is the best of the season yet. It still had quite a few low points, but a few skits carried the episode. I personally loved the online college fake ad, that was hilarious. Weekend Update was all good except for the Angelou interview. Justin Long's cameo actually was hilarious along with that skit. Best of all had to be the ESPN skit though, really original and I just can't say a bad thing about it.

I love Kristen but does anybody else hate the "Gillie" skits?

Music leader Taylor Swift will host Saturday Night Live on November 7. Tay hinted to Us Weekly that she will include a Kanye West skit: 'I've been thinking about skit ideas for a long time. There are definitely some hilarious things that have happened to me over the past couple of months that I think will be pretty substantial skits.'

She hopes to collaborate with cast member Andy Samberg on a digital short music video: 'Of course, I've been such a fan for a long time, but I've gone back and re-watched everything over the past couple of months and digital shorts would be so much fun to do, because they've been done so well. Andy Samberg is hilarious.' Ty will perform on Dancing With The Stars October 27.

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While it will be funny to see a Kanye skit, I'm a bit leery. It would have been 100x more funny a week or two after it happened, but waiting until then after everybody has gotten over it kills the joke.

I realize logistically it would have been tough to get her on the show that quick but oh well...

Glad I wasn't the only one who knew about Taylor Swift hosting SNL and think it's a big deal.

I :wub: Taylor Swift. So Cute and Talented!!! :wub: :D :woot:

She hopes to collaborate with cast member Andy Samberg on a digital short music video: 'Of course, I've been such a fan for a long time, but I've gone back and re-watched everything over the past couple of months and digital shorts would be so much fun to do, because they've been done so well. Andy Samberg is hilarious.' Ty will perform on Dancing With The Stars October 27.

That would RULE!!!

Taylor :wub:

Some pretty good sketches last night. It kind of sucks how they always rely on the same people for most of the sketches. The 2 new cast members are hardly ever on and Abby Elliot rarely get's any screen time either. Some times it seems like Kristen Wiig is the only female cast member left.

I just started watching last night's episode of Hulu and I have to complain about something that has been nagging me for long while. When did all the opening skits turn into Presidential/political skits? Yes they are funny sometimes, but every opening skit for at least the last two seasons being a political skit is getting old. At least this week, I can laugh because it has a funny premise.

When was the last time they did " The Rock Obama".

Edit: Just got done watching the episode. Holy crap that Beauty and The Best skit was hilarious, one of the best I have seen for a while. The 300 skit was also pretty good. I also can't believe the Weekend Update skit was actually funny the entire time for the first time in a long while. It was weird not seeing Sandberg in the episode and a few others in the episode though.

For some reason, Hulu didn't have the music performances included, what's up with that?

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  • 3 weeks later...

Taylor Swift On 'Saturday Night Live' Hosting Gig: 'Don't Count Anything Out'

Less than a year after Taylor Swift performed on "Saturday Night Live," the 19-year-old superstar is returning to pull double duty as host and musical guest of this week's show. She's no stranger to comedy (remember her rap song with T-Pain at the CMT Awards?), and she promises to give it her all.

"I want to look nothing like myself," she told MTV News. "I told all the writers, 'Don't count anything out.' I want to go completely, 100 percent in. I don't want to be halfway involved. Just because I have a lot of things to do as far as being musical guest and host doesn't mean I don't want to live up to my full hosting demands."

Swift said it's still too early in the week to know exactly what's going down Saturday night. "Well, right now, it's actually quiet. I was here before [in January], and I was the musical guest, and it was colder in here and there were a million people running around doing a million things," she explained. "But today is the beginning of the week, so it's quiet. Everyone is writing and imagining."

Swift said one castmate in particular is inspiring her comedy stylings for the week. "I think my favorite things on 'SNL' are the things that Kristen [Wiig] does, where she's these incredible characters that you've seen in real life," she said. "Everybody's been at the party with the Penelope character to some extent."

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