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Meet 19 year old Lynzee Stauss. The author of “College isn’t necessary”. Lynzee believes that women should not have to go to college. Why you ask? Well because the boys should have to, and these boys need to work if they want to have a good life. She believes that a husband should get home from work so she can “go out to eat with all the money he makes and also pay the bills.” You can read the rest of her grammatically amusing article below.

But is this real? Or is it some sort of internet hoax aimed at garnering attention for a website? Well, we did some searching of social networking sites and found Lynzee, added her as a friend, and she accepted. We think she has yet to realize her recent internet fame. Or that all of her photos are going to be circulated around the internet now that they are public domain.

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So what do we do now that she has revealed everything to us? We release it, of course. Because even Libby Hoeller knows, once you post something to the internet you can’t take it back.

Below you will find her profile and albums including her mother who undoubtedly is partially responsible for instilling this brilliant logic upon her child. We cant help but wonder, did Lynzee’s mother go to college? Did she find a man who is successful and “treats her like a princess”? We hope not, because uh, well you can see her mother below and draw your own conclusion. (It would be kind of a bum deal for him!)

MySpace Stats:

About me:

my name is lynzee. im 18i love life i absolutly LOVE my boyfriend he treats me like a princess. He is my prince charming. And there is nobody out there for me better then him. I have two of the most AMAZING friends. Amber and Charisma I dont know what I would do without them.

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What do you think?

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She's definitely on pot, but on a slightly related note, it's time for colleges to find a way to stop acting like they're still a luxury. Tuition fees are just through the roof, while many people who absolutely need college will have to apply for loans they'll have to pay back for a significant part of their lives. This can't go on.

And that chick is a backward idiot.

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Maybe it has something to do with the lack of men attending university. The article I make reference to is essentially the "Left Behind," series that Newsweek did a few years ago about the growing gender gap in academics and employment.

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2010/07/the-end-of-men/8135/

However, if you are thinking of staying home with the kids and letting your wife work... that is a no-go (as father's simply are not skilled parents).

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2010/07/are-fathers-necessary/8136/

BTW... I don't agree with the stats or conclusions that either articles research, but I guess I will put them out there to show how many view education/employment and gender.

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Where was this printed? There is no source for it or her MySpace page. Until some source info .is provided it feels like a hoax

I think it was published in her highschool's newspaper.

Her facebook profile:

http://www.facebook.com/people/Lynzee-Stauss/1182633100

Ask her!

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Okay, well, how is this then? I am a male with an IQ of 141 and in essence, I agree with her. College is indeed not necessary, it is optional. I never went to college, I started my career at age 15 instead and make a wonderful living now. I've never paid a bank a dime in interest while all my university friends are sitting in debt.

I also agree that a man should be able to earn enough to provide for his entire family. Most people here would agree that problematic youths are usually the product of neglectful parenting. If one spouse makes enough money for the other to stay home and actually parent, it does tremendous things for the children.

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While I don't agree with her reasoning, it's not always necessary to have a college degree. I went to college, got an AS degree and everything, and can't find a single job in my area that will hire me in my area of expertise. However, some idiot who just came out of high school with no college experience gets hired by these people instead for whatever reason.

I have a strong distaste for women who are so shallow as to want to use a man for his money. Relationships are supposed to be about the heart and the affection, not about the status or the material goods. Women often want to have equal rights as man (and I agree, they should be able to do anything a man is allowed to do if they so desire it). However, some turn around and act like this girl here and completely contradict what they truly want.

Now, before you guys get into a tirade, I also cannot stand male chauvinism. I despise seeing statements involving women "going back to the kitchen" and other things. I hate that many games have no female characters because men feel they don't 'belong' in the roles. I tire of seeing such blatant anti-womanism popping up everywhere, and them being seen only as 'little weaklings that only should make babies and cook dinner' and not able to carry a gun and be a soldier if they wanted to be.

Women are not inferior beings, they are human beings. They can grow muscles, they can perform tasks of intelligent reasoning, they can hold a position of authority, they can do anything a man can. The only thing they're missing is a penis and a pair of testicles, neither of which are important to anything the world truly has to offer.

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I don't agree with her reasons either, but she is right, college is not necessary for everyone. I have an uncle who never went to college and he is a multi-millionaire. A good friend of mine didn't go to college and he owns a plumbing business and makes bunches of money.

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I don't agree with her reasons either, but she is right, college is not necessary for everyone. I have an uncle who never went to college and he is a multi-millionaire. A good friend of mine didn't go to college and he owns a plumbing business and makes bunches of money.

That's the business I'm currently trying to get into, experienced plumbers can get anything from ?25,000 to ?100,000 per annum... and people will always need their pipes fixing :whistle:

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Probably one of those spoiled little girls who was given a bottle every time she cried so no one would

have to deal with her. I wouldn't pay her attention, much less my hard-earned money. This bitch needs

a reality check and attitude adjustment ASAP.

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Where was this printed? There is no source for it or her MySpace page. Until some source info .is provided it feels like a hoax

Wherever it was printed, it's got her listed as a "Staff Reporter", which suggests she is responsible for writing more than this bit of rubbish? :blink:

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I am perfectly fine with a women who did not go to college and thinks women do not need to go to college, AS LONG AS she is willing to have dinner on the table when I come home and take care of all other household chores.

But no, she wants to sit at home all day doing absolutely nothing for her man, then go out to eat when he gets home? The last thing you want to do after a long work day is get back in the car to go eat somewhere.....

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