World's Unluckiest Patient?


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#1 ThunderBuddy

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 19:57

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I've had quite a few beers so sorry if this isn't funny but I'm dying at this!


#2 tsupersonic

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 19:59

Lmao, that is so unfortunate.

#3 Tyler R.

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 20:11

LOL!

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 20:14

hahaha funny but I that's gotta burn!

#5 The King of GnG

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 21:43

This is painfully funny to read :D

#6 Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 21:56

ROFLMAO!!!! OWW!!!!! :pinch: :rofl:

#7 javagreen

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 21:57

Reminds me of the scene from Dumb & Dumber where Jim Carey holds a lighter to his butt and ignites his fart :p

#8 Travelar

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 21:59

Hey, at least he's still a patient. Could have turned out much worse.

#9 vetGrowled

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 23:56

Sounds like something that would happen to me.

#10 *RedBull*

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 03:40

View PostGrowled, on 04 October 2012 - 23:56, said:

Sounds like something that would happen to me.
probably will, pay for extra insurance just to be safe. :p

I think the medical staff should counter sue for failure of the patient to follow dietary instructions prior to surgery resulting in a traumatic life threatening ordeal of a cbrne incident.

#11 Long Dong Silver

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 03:46

Reminds me of the gay dude who stuffed a rat or something up his ass & then set fire to it.

#12 Shane Nokes

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 03:56

Hmm usually spirits (alcohol) burns the vapors off before burning the skin.

I had an old chemistry teacher in high school (who also taught at a prestigious university) who used to swab some alcohol onto his palm and light it on fire in front of class to show them that it's the vapor and not the liquid that burns.

They stopped him around 2000ish from doing this because some kids got the idea it was smart to go lighting themselves on fire...the stupid ones ruin it for us all :(

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 04:12

That's going to leave a mark. :laugh: