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[ThunderBuddy]

I've had quite a few beers so sorry if this isn't funny but I'm dying at this!

[tsupersonic]

Lmao, that is so unfortunate.

[Tyler R.]

LOL!

[+djdanster]

hahaha funny but I that's gotta burn!

[The King of GnG]

This is painfully funny to read

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

ROFLMAO!!!! OWW!!!!!

[javagreen]

Reminds me of the scene from Dumb & Dumber where Jim Carey holds a lighter to his butt and ignites his fart

[Travelar]

Hey, at least he's still a patient. Could have turned out much worse.

[Growled]

Sounds like something that would happen to me.

[*RedBull*]

Growled, on 04 October 2012 - 23:56, said:

Sounds like something that would happen to me.

probably will, pay for extra insurance just to be safe.

I think the medical staff should counter sue for failure of the patient to follow dietary instructions prior to surgery resulting in a traumatic life threatening ordeal of a cbrne incident.

[Long Dong Silver]

Reminds me of the gay dude who stuffed a rat or something up his ass & then set fire to it.

[Shane Nokes]

Hmm usually spirits (alcohol) burns the vapors off before burning the skin.

I had an old chemistry teacher in high school (who also taught at a prestigious university) who used to swab some alcohol onto his palm and light it on fire in front of class to show them that it's the vapor and not the liquid that burns.

They stopped him around 2000ish from doing this because some kids got the idea it was smart to go lighting themselves on fire...the stupid ones ruin it for us all

[+Biotoxic_hazard_835]

That's going to leave a mark.