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#16 leesmithg

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 14:27

Makes me a ''MEGA'' pr0n starlette.

I also will do it for an audience I make sure my woman screams so loud our landlord has received many complaints.

Pr0n Lesbian is for men 99% and 1% of women.

I read somewhere, women prefer to see two d00ds at it.

Good for them, I don't like wathcing pr0n, I do pr0n.


#17 tiagosilva29

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 14:28

[citation needed]



#18 Haaa-Choo

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 14:30

lol 3 minutes? um how is that even considered sex by any standard? I would be ashamed of 3 mins :D 71% of women don't experience orgasm? lol I wonder why, their men are hung like 12 yr olds :D What a phony "research" advert



#19 Growled

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 15:40

I think I would rather have porn sex. :p



#20 Gerowen

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 22:45

Thought I'd do some research, turns out some of the statements are true.

 

Average erect length, per Wikipedia (and other sources cited in the Wikipedia page), is only a little over 5 inches.

Source: http://en.wikipedia....ze#Erect_length

 

Men usually reach orgasm 5-10 minutes after vaginal intercourse starts.

Source: http://en.wikipedia....ion#Stimulation

 

I would imagine most of these points aren't very far from being accurate, they just failed at citing their sources.



#21 Shadrack

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 23:06

Sex and food just don't mix at all for me... I'm going to be sick :x.

 

Oh, and I have a gusher ;) :D :punk:


Thought I'd do some research, turns out some of the statements are true.

 

Average erect length, per Wikipedia (and other sources cited in the Wikipedia page), is only a little over 5 inches.

Source: http://en.wikipedia....ze#Erect_length

 

Men usually reach orgasm 5-10 minutes after vaginal intercourse starts.

Source: http://en.wikipedia....ion#Stimulation

 

I would imagine most of these points aren't very far from being accurate, they just failed at citing their sources.

 

Yeah...  the statistics may have focused on younger adults.  As you get older, guys, it becomes more like:

 

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The fact that 20% of women have been in a threesome also seem pretty high to me.  But I like those odds!



#22 sagum

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 01:13

The fact that 20% of women have been in a threesome also seem pretty high to me.  But I like those odds!

 

Interestingly that either means 30% or 60% of the population has had a threesome if you assume the numbers are accounting for each person.

 

If the threesomes were 2f1m then the numbers would suggest as low as 30%, but on the flip side, the upper limit with 2m1f means it could be as high as 60% of the population.
 

And if it's more then 50%, that means threesomes are more normal, then a couple having sex. Seems a bit weird, but if its less then 50% it means females are more up for threesomes then men are... not sure what that means.. maybe I need to start asking around :D

Please tell me my numbers mean I'm getting a 2f1m threesome soon :o



#23 Bad Booster

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Posted 10 August 2013 - 04:12

Damn, Im a pornstar in every respect!!! 



#24 Dinggus

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Posted 10 August 2013 - 04:37

porn star sex its film for 4 minutes take a break film for 4 more take a break *LOL* do that in real life and see how long you can last...

 

Source?

 

Interestingly that either means 30% or 60% of the population has had a threesome if you assume the numbers are accounting for each person.

 

If the threesomes were 2f1m then the numbers would suggest as low as 30%, but on the flip side, the upper limit with 2m1f means it could be as high as 60% of the population.
 

And if it's more then 50%, that means threesomes are more normal, then a couple having sex. Seems a bit weird, but if its less then 50% it means females are more up for threesomes then men are... not sure what that means.. maybe I need to start asking around  :D

Please tell me my numbers mean I'm getting a 2f1m threesome soon  :o

 
Why not 2m1f?


#25 Silpheed2K

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Posted 10 August 2013 - 04:58

The only thing NSFW is the audio. Wow do I feel some of the stuff is over censored on this site. Then again there's probably a bunch of idiotic and prude bosses around.

 

Also, wtf is up with them using the word civilian penis, as if porn stars aren't civilians. Dude, everybody has been using the word civilian lately to describe someone not in a social circle of some sort and of a lower class or some crap. I notice things like that.



#26 panacea

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 11:46

hmm all this talk about threesomes.

 

 

when i was younger, i only considered 2f1m a threesome.   2m1f was disgusting.

 

now, i am very open to 2m1f, with a friend :)  no worries at all.  its not like its some random dude.   

 

 

i was watched my friends having sex and have them watch me having sex.. no problem at all.    again, it would have being unfathomable when i was younger. 

 

 

 

 

3 minute sex on average still sounds made up though.   i had 3 minute and shorter sex, but on average i think a good 10 minutes is more like it, and sessions up to 20 minutes of penetration are very reasonable. occasional 3-4 hours sex is not that unusual either.



#27 Kami-

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 01:57

3mins? Seriously... I must have super-human stamina then; I don't think I've had an occasion under 30mins...



#28 +warwagon

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 02:10

now, i am very open to 2m1f, with a friend :)  no worries at all.  its not like its some random dude.  

 

2m1f still sounds disgusting.



#29 Colicab

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 07:41

WTF?! 3mins?

Who the hell is done in 3mins?!

15-20 would be quick and on an off day you could be at it 30mins or more.

Must be a lot of very young men in that result.

#30 panacea

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 13:57

2m1f still sounds disgusting.

 

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