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#31 kombolcha

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 03:57

The dumptruck one made my gf laugh.
They all made me laugh.
Cept the lame attempts of everyone else.

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LOL your last line made me lol


#32 OP Freakz

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 03:44

1400 views... 30 replies :( , surely some of you guys know more

#33 Marduk

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 06:02

Great thread def savin some for next night on the town:D (Y).

#34 Rugger_hooker

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Posted 03 September 2005 - 01:03

I wish all the ladies,
were trees in the forest,
and i was a lumber jack,
I'd split the clitorius...

I wish all the ladies,
were cabbage in patch,
and I was a farmer,
I'd pick'em by the snatch...

#35 lakpnq

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 17:47

hey i don't know if you guys have heard these two before... and yes, i am from the praries :blush:


I wish that all the ladies,
Were grain in a bin,
And I was an auger,
I'd stick it in and spin.

I wish that all the ladies,
Were birds in the sky,
And I was a hunter,
I'd shoot 'em in the eye.

#36 cswadner

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 18:01

March 30th to September 2nd to here. Both revivals were from brand new members with one post. Geez.

#37 chopyaedoff

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 20:39

Cool (Y)

#38 spyder2k

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 20:51

I wish all ladies
were like my computer
I'd stick in my floppy
and boot them for hours


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#39 redFX

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 20:56

I wish all the ladies were pies
And I was the guy from american pie
I'd tap that shizzle in the kitchen!

#40 DavyBoy

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 21:02

Here's one that's no worse than the other ones that have been said:

I wish that all the ladies
Were like tables in bed
I'd make 'em suck my d***
and rest my beer on their head.

The rest I know come from my school's rowdy bunch of engineers - and so I will refrain. :)

#41 .Rob

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 23:53

Lol nice

You heard the one about yogi bear?

Note that the lyrics in bold are sung by the everyone

YOGI BEAR

I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi,
I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.


Yogi's got a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo,
Yogi's got a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Yogi's got a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.


And Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger
Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith...etc.

Yogi's chopped up Ranger Smith, Dismem, Dismem.
Yogi's chopped up Ranger Smith, Dismem, Dismem-Bear....etc.

Yogi has a girl friend, Susie, Susie
Yogi has a girl friend, Susie, Susie Bear...etc.

Susie's into lingerie, Teddy, Teddy
Susie's into lingerie, Teddy, Teddy Bear....etc.

Susie's got a hairy minge, Grisly, Grisly
Susie's got a hairy minge, Grisly, Grisly Bear....etc.

Susie likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar,
Susie likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar Bear...etc.

Susie likes it long and green, Cucum, Cucum
Susie likes it long and green, Cucum, Cucum-Bear...etc.

Susie does it upside down, Koala, Koala,
Susie does it upside down, Koala, Koala-Bear...etc.

Yogi's got a twelve inch nob, Hard to, Hard to,
Yogi's got a twelve inch nob, Hard to, Hard to Bear...etc.

Yogi's got a cheesy nob, ######-On, ######-On
Yogi's got a cheesy nob, ######-On, Camembert....etc.

But Yogi always wears durrex, Care-Bear, Care-Bear
Yogi always wears durrex, Care-Care, Care Bear....etc.

The durrex had a hole in it, Unlucky, Unlucky.
The durrex had a hole in it, Unlucky, Lucky Bear...etc.

Now I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi,
I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
I know a bear that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.


#42 Someguy1

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Posted 18 March 2006 - 08:22

I wish that all the ladies
Were sail boats in a race
And I was the headwind
I'd blow in their face

#43 Jordan M.

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Posted 18 March 2006 - 14:49

you geeks need to get out more and date real women. that's for sure. :rofl:

this from some one with 25000 posts

I wish that all the ladies
Were sail boats in a race
And I was the headwind
I'd blow in their face

yet another topic revived by an idiot wth 1 post and he stole my nickname :angry:

#44 CeL_dAmAgE

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Posted 19 March 2006 - 01:34

I wish that all the ladies
Were in my room
So I don't need to contribute
To this stupid thread.

#45 chaosmasta

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 00:33

This is an age old drinking song me and the boys sing most saturday nights. these are all the versus i can remember.


I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were holes in the road (echo)
and if i was a dump truck (echo)
Id fill them with my load (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were buns on the shelf (echo)
and if i was a baker (echo)
id cream them all myself (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were waves in the ocean (echo)
and if i was a surfer (echo)
id ride them with my motion (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were bricks in the wall (echo)
and if i was a bricklayer (echo)
i would lay them all (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were monkeys in a tree (echo)
and if i was a banana (echo)
they'd be sucking on me (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were bells in the tower (echo)
and if i was a bell boy (echo)
i'd dong them every hour (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were sheep in the grass (echo)
and if i was an aussie (echo)
id f*** them up the arse (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were deer in the firest (echo)
and if i was some long grass (echo)
i'd tickle their cl***ris (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were fish in a pool (echo)
and if I was a fisherman (echo)
I’d catch ‘em with my tool (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were brown paper bags (echo)
and I was a butcher (echo)
I’d fill ‘em with my snags (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were wind out at sea (echo)
and I was a sail boat (echo)
then they’d all blow me! (echo)

mm bop ba lady (echo) x2

I wish that all the ladies (echo)
were jockeys in a race (echo)
and I was a saddle (echo)
they’d sit upon on my face (echo)



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