[Joke] I Wish That All The Ladies......

[hotwire]

I wish that all the ladies,

were bricks in a pile,

and i was a mason,

I'd lay em with my style!

lol... nice one. but i gotta say that dump truck one was the best... lol fill dem up with my load. XD :D :D :laugh:

okay after reading all this funny one,

I wish all the hotties

were naked on the streets

cuz I can play with their bells

and dig for sunflower seeds

Edited October 26, 2006 by hotwire

[illicit]

I wish that all the ladies,

were bricks in a pile,

and i was a mason,

I'd lay em with my style!

Hahah, that is a pretty good one. :D

[bundy_babe]

I wish that all the Ladies

were doors in a house

and i was a cranky boy

ill slam 'em all i like

[John Veteran]

'Tis a rare thread that gets my vote...

[SnappyTWC]

I wish that all the Ladies

would come and talk to me

I'd introduce 'em to my brother

He'd give 'em a disease

[Tortura]

i like it :) very funny and with the hidden meaning :)))

[finners]

I wish that all the ladies

were cracks in the pitch

and i was tony grieg

id stick my key in the bitch

i wish that all the ladies

were naked on my bed

if i was a sci student

i'd masturbate instead

[ßéár]

Nice ones :)

[*RedBull*]

I wish all the ladies

were mods on this forum

cause I'd make it a point

to see that I bore em.

I wish all the ladies

were in my room

Cause every night

I'd just have to do em

I wish all the ladies

really wanted me

to call them on the phone

or somehthing like that.

[hojiky]

A thread like this needs more action!

I wish all the girls

Were pool balls round and true

And I was a pool shark

I'd hit em with my cue.

I wish all the girls

Were hot dogs on the grill

And I was a camper

I'd eat my fill.

I wish all the girls

Were crappy Bud Light.

And I was myself

I'd open 'em up all night.

I wish all the girls

Were _____'s sister

And I was myself

I bend her over and fist her.

I wish all the girls

Had beautiful grooves

And I was Captain Falcon

I'd show 'em all my moves.

I'll probably post more when I think of 'em.

[murphilizer]

I wish that all the ladies

Would stop their bitchin

And suck my dick

Then get back into the kitchen.

I wish that all the ladies

Were a vertical race

I'd start at their feet

And finish on their face

I wish that all the ladies

Were ____(Name)'s mother

So I could laugh at him

As I raised his little brother.

[Brian Veteran]

I wish all the ladies,

Were overclocked sticks of RAM,

And I was a power user,

I'd apply my own Arctic Silver from my ham.

Absolute GOLD

[lukesalan]

Absolute GOLD

i wish that all the ladys

where sheep in the yard

and i was a kiwi

id **** em up the arse

[AlphaFemme]

So....

I wish that all the men

were in rear view mirrors,

cause when I looked upon em...

they'd be bigger then they appeared.

I wish that all the men

were horses in the pasture

and I was te salt lick

I'd tell em lick it faster

I wish that all the men

were light swiftches on the wall

and even in the day time

I'd be turning on em all

I wish that all the men

were bulls behind the gate

And I was the cowgirl

I'd ride em all for 8

I wish that all the men

were cookies on a plate

and I was santa

I'd give em all a taste

I wish that all the men

were john deer tractors

and I was the farmer

I'd have some well plowed pastures

[former1]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned Canal Street :p

Walking down canal street

Knock on every door

Goddamn son of a bitch

I couldn't find a ######

I finally found a ######

She was rather thin

Goddamn son of a bitch

I couldn't get it in

I finally got it in

Worked it all about

Goddamn son of a bitch

I couldn't get it out

I finally got it out

It was wet and sore

The moral of this story is

To never **** a ######

#Edit ah just realised it has to be an I wish that... ah well :p

[psionicinversion]

Just thought of these...

I wish all the ladies

Were a all a bit blonder

So it's easier get em on there back

And slip em me anaconda

I wish all the ladies

Would stop carrying mace

Be easier to stop a woman in the street

And ###### on there face

I wish all the ladies

Could stop hurtin'

When after sex

I ###### on there curtain

[freedrew36]

I wish that all the ladies

were winds on a sea

cause if I were a sailboat

they'd all be blowing me

I wish that all the ladies

were bricks in a pile

cause if I was a mason

I'd lay them all the while

I wish that all the ladies

were tables made of spruce

cause if i were the carpenter

i'd polish them with my juice

i wish that all the ladies

were pies on a shelf

cause if I were the baker

i'd eat em all myself

I wish that all the ladies

were statues of Venus

cause if I were David

I'd use my petrified penis

I wish that all the ladies

turkies in the oven

cause if I were the baker

I'd fill em with my stuffin'

[*RedBull*]

I wish that all the ladies

Were soft and furry

Just like a remixedcat

Would hump em n a hurry

I wish that all the ladies

Knew how to web design

would bend em over

An do em from behind

I wish that all the ladies

worked like amped wireless

spread them on the bed

Provide them HARDCORE COVERAGE!!!

[ConfusedFusion]

I dont suppose you are studying @ Griffith Uni? We did the same some 10 years back....

So heres the deal, at my university on our thursday nights we have a massive night out where buses from the uni take us out to all the pubs and night clubs when were smashed. Think of it as a mini pub crawl i guess..

On every bus theres always some sort of chant going, so i thought it would be cool to post your favourite and your funniest, feel free to make some up too...