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In Pharmacology all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For

example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.

Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is

also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful

consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it

has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were

Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid

form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use

as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff

one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new

meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned

"stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT &

DO"

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and

Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,there

should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and

absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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ahahahah thats a great joke :D

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful

consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it

has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were

Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

rofl way to make it subtle :laugh:

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