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sorr this is a repost but meh...

POEM # 1

I like your style

I like your class

but most of all i like your ass

POEM # 2

Im a cool girl, in a cool town

it takes a real mother ****er to put me down

POEM # 3

Kissing is a habit

****ing is a game

Guys get all the pleasure

Girls get all the pain

The guy says i love you

You believe its true

But when your tummy starts to swell,

He says 'to hell with you'

10 minutes of pleasure

9 months in pain

3 days in hospital

A baby without a name

The baby is a ******

The mother is a ######

This never wouldn't have happened

If the rubber wouldn't have torn 

POEM # 4

Guys are like roses,

Watch out for the pricks.

POEM # 5

Smoke a smoke

Not a butt

**** a virgin

Not a slut.

POEM # 6

Sex is bad

Sex is a sin

Sins are forgiven

So stick it in.

POEM # 7

Holy mother, full of grace

Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face

Bless his hair that tends to curl

Keep him safe from all the girls

Bless his arms that are so strong

Keep his hands where they belong

Bless his dick, the one i sucked

Bless the bed, in which we ******

And if my Mom happened to walk in

Bless the **** I'd be in.

POEM # 8

Sex is when a guys communication

enters a girls information

to increase the population

for a younger generation

do you get the information...

or do you need a demonstration

POEM # 9

Men are like public toilets

They are either engaged or full of ****!

POEM # 10

If guys had they periods

They would compare the size of their tampons!

POEM # 11

Mental anxiety,

Mental breakdowns,

Menstrual cramps,

Menopause...

Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

POEM # 12

Roses are red,

Violets are corny,

When I think of you

Ohh baby I get horny,

Eat me,

Beat me,

Bite me,

Blow me,

Suck me,

**** me,

Very slowly,

if you kiss me,

dont be sassy,

Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!! 

Poem #13

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...

I'm In Love But Not With You...

When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried

But All It Was...

Was Another Guy,

You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,

I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...

I Said I Loved You

And You Thought It Was True,

But Guess What Baby?!

You Got Played Too!!

Poem #14

Guys are like parking spots...

the good ones are always taken...

and the ones that are available,

are either handicapped or too far away!! *Darny*

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