Instant Drunk

[Hum]

A French American scientist has invented a new alcohol spray that instantly intoxicates the user. However, the effects are nearly as brief, wearing off in a matter of moments.

The spray, WA|HH Quantum Sensations, was created by David Edwards and was unveiled during a recent Paris exhibition.

The short-term effects are reportedly due to the 0.075 millileter dosage. In other words, it would take 1,000 sprays to equal the level of alcohol contained in one conventional drink.

The spray bottle itself was created by French product designer Philippe Starck and will be sold for about $26.

Reportedly, not only does the sensation of being drunk wear off almost immediately but the user would also supposedly be able to pass a breathalyzer test, verifying that they are no longer under the influence of alcohol.

In other words, you won't be needing to pay a visit to the Hangover Heaven bus in Las Vegas.

Edwards has also invented other sprays, which allow you to taste various foods and drinks, including coffee and chocolate, without actually consuming them. And those have sold more than 400,000 units without the benefit of alcohol.

There's still no official word on if or when the WA|HH Quantum Sensations will be available in America.

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[ShMaunder]

Ideal for nerds that have no balls and want to ask a girl out without being proper drunk :p

[Detection]

How long is "a matter of moments" for the effect to wear off ?

And does the body still have to process the alcohol via the liver with the same damaging effect as drinking it would ?

[Nick H. Supervisor]

Dammit, Science! You're going the wrong way! I want an instant sober spray, although preferably with longer lasting results than just "moments."

[Rigby]

This seems stupid and pointless.

[Lingwo]

Give me a spray that can cure my hangovers and i'll be happy.

I can get drunk easy, without the need of spraying myself.

[Colin McGregor]

Could work for cases of people trying to quit drinking. A quick spray and a 2 minute drunk feeling could help get over the need to consume large amounts of alcohol and damage the liver.

[n_K]

$26 for a spray that.... I don't even...

[Hum]

New teen fad for 13 year-olds :laugh:

[HawkMan]

What's the point. Only juvenile idiots drink fornthe purpose of getting drunk anyway, andtheyusually want tobe drunk more than moments.

[Alwaysonacoffebreak]

So instead of going out with your mates for a drink you can now sit at home spraying yourself? Nice! Alcoholism, here I come! :rofl:

[mokthraka]

What's the point. Only juvenile idiots drink fornthe purpose of getting drunk anyway, andtheyusually want tobe drunk more than moments.

you apparently never went to college. Or know any one in the military.

[Detection]

New teen fad for 13 year-olds :laugh:

Yea the new 'poppers'

[HawkMan]

you apparently never went to college. Or know any one in the military.

Yes, as I said, juvenile idiots

[mokthraka]

Yes, as I said, juvenile idiots

as far as I know. Juveniles are under 18. Also. Depressed people drink to get drunk.

[HawkMan]

Juvenile is also used to describe people that act like juveniles.

[mokthraka]

Juvenile is also used to describe people that act like juveniles.

so depressed people are juvenile?

[FiB3R]

And you give yourself the title of "Badass Viking", HawkMan!? Doesn't seem sit well with your views on alcohol. :rolleyes:

[HawkMan]

And you give yourself the title of "Badass Viking", HawkMan!? Doesn't seem sit well with your views on alcohol. :rolleyes:

I think you'll find you idea of drunk vikings wearing helmets with horns and raping women are a bit wrong ;)

[HawkMan]

so depressed people are juvenile?

If They choose alcoholism over treatment, yes, to some degree they are.

[mokthraka]

If They choose alcoholism over treatment, yes, to some degree they are.

No, you dont understand depression.

[Alwaysonacoffebreak]

If They choose alcoholism over treatment, yes, to some degree they are.

You really have the wrong idea of depression, probably never been to the bottom have you? In those situations people mostly don't choose and go for the easiest way out, either alcohol and/or drugs, calling people like that juvenile is just wrong.

[+.Vamp Subscriber²]

So I can spray, get instantly drunk, immediately do something stupid like punch a stranger, take my clothes off or dance like a **** and then I get to sober straight up and realise what I've done. I'll pass thanks science.

[+Gary7 Subscriber²]

as far as I know. Juveniles are under 18. Also. Depressed people drink to get drunk.

But to spray a drunk on is both stupid, juvenile and what would the once great French wine industry say about this.?

[Alwaysonacoffebreak]

So I can spray, get instantly drunk, immediately do something stupid like punch a stranger, take my clothes off or dance like a **** and then I get to sober straight up and realise what I've done. I'll pass thanks science.

What if someone keeps spraying it on you? :rofl: