Suspect's Butt Filled With Coke, Pot, Pills

[Hum]

VERMONT , MAY 11-- In what may be a record for narcotics recovered from a suspect?s rectum, Vermont cops last week arrested a New York City man who hid large quantities of crack cocaine, marijuana, and Oxycodone inside his body.

Alex Boulet, 29, is facing felony drug charges stemming from a May 4 traffic stop in Rockingham. Boulet, a Staten Island resident, was driving a 2012 Chevrolet Malibu when a state trooper pulled the vehicle over after it swerved across lanes around 11 PM.

During a subsequent pat down of Boulet (who used the alias ?Elijah Jones?), a trooper ?felt a hard object, :s the approximate size of a golf ball that was separate from his genitals.? In short order, investigators secured a warrant to search Boulet--via X-ray or other non-intrusive medical procedures--for narcotics, according to a court affidavit.

After an initial X-ray at a local hospital revealed a foreign object in his rectum, Boulet was given a laxative by hospital staffers (he also requested a cup of coffee). Boulet subsequently passed a plastic bag containing several other bags that contained a total of 84 crack rocks ?all packaged individually.? :huh:

After a second X-ray showed ?more foreign objects,? Boulet returned to the commode in his hospital room. He then passed two plastic bags containing a total of 218 Oxycodone pills. Boulet expelled the powerful painkiller from his rectum more than five hours after passing the crack cocaine.

When a third X-ray revealed that Boulet was still holding, he was transferred to the intensive care unit of a second hospital. While there, he ?passed his fourth bag of contraband,? noted Trooper Kevin Hughes in the May 7 affidavit. The final bag--covered like the others in unpleasantness--contained 11.5 grams of marijuana.

As a result of his secret dispensary, Boulet was charged with possession of crack cocaine, marijuana, and a regulated drug. He is locked up in the Marble Valley Correctional Center in lieu of $50,000 bail.

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[The Laughing Man]

Now his butt can prepare for re-entry.

[smooth_criminal1990]

I have 2 things to say:

1. DAT ASS!
   
2. Crack cocaine indeed.
   

That is all :D

[Hum]

Reminds me of Oprah Winfrey -- when they looked up her butt, and found 50 pounds of crack.

[jnelsoninjax]

How can you possibly fit that much in your rectum? I would imagine that it was very painful, and how did he plan on getting the merchandise out?

[Hum]

^ I suppose Bubba expanded his capacity for him in prison. :whistle:

[webeagle12]

His butt got him in trouble

[DirtyLarry Veteran]

Reminds me of Oprah Winfrey -- when they looked up her butt, and found 50 pounds of crack.

:rofl: (Y)

[redfish]

and gerbils