So I met this girl...


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So I met this girl two weeks ago and I have literally just realised I have spent so much time every single day with her I have not spent ANY time (Not a second) on the internet till just now. :/

  1. What the hell is wrong with me?
  2. What have I missed out on in the past 2 weeks?

I need to catch up before I go see her again. lol

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  1. What the hell is wrong with me?
  2. What have I missed out on in the past 2 weeks?

1. I believe you are suffering from elevated levels of serotonin and dopamine. I suggest seeing a doctor about that.

2. Not a lot. Perhaps a few more pictures of cats.

So I met this girl two weeks ago and I have literally just realised I have spent so much time every single day with her I have not spent ANY time (Not a second) on the internet till just now. :/

  1. What the hell is wrong with me?
  2. What have I missed out on in the past 2 weeks?

I need to catch up before I go see her again. lol

Well... it depends if she's real.. or if her name is Palmela Handerson.. or is one of the Palm Twins.

1. I believe you are suffering from elevated levels of serotonin and dopamine. I suggest seeing a doctor about that.

2. Not a lot. Perhaps a few more pictures of cats.

Ah So business as usual then.

Please hand in your Neowin membership immediately.

I know. I feel like I have deserted this place. Gotta be my longest stint away. lol

  • 7 months later...
So she screwed me over. Spent all my money and time and what do I have to show for it.

If she stole your money then report her to the police; if you simply allowed her to spend your money?or you willingly spent it yourself?then you don't have anyone to blame but yourself. That's why it's important to make sure that relationships aren't based upon money but upon mutual interests and spending time together. If you were mistreated for 8 months then it couldn't have been all bad or else why did you stay together? On the plus side, you hopefully won't make the same mistake again.

Apologies if that sounds harsh but sometimes you need people to tell it to you straight.

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So I met this girl two weeks ago and I have literally just realised I have spent so much time every single day with her I have not spent ANY time (Not a second) on the internet till just now. :/

  1. What the hell is wrong with me

You have caught realLifeItus ! :woot: RUN !

So she screwed me over. Spent all my money and time and what do I have to show for it. High stress levels and 8 months of mis-treatment. Relationships suck! :angry:

She left you for coming onto Neowin - a little harsh but probably fair. A typical Neowin user will probably die alone (I AM KIDDING)

She left you for coming onto Neowin - a little harsh but probably fair. A typical Neowin user will probably die alone (I AM KIDDING)

We all die alone bro.

Statistically though, women are more likely to die alone as they live longer than men on average yet elope with men that are the same age or older.

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