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Extreme Irish Sports


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read the stuff in the quotes in an irsh accient and then it be better

Two Irish men walk into a pet shop. They go directly over to the bird

section Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem". The clerk comes over and asks if

he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op

dere ",says Gerry," Put dem in a peeper bag".

The clerk puts the budgies in a bag and the two guys pay for the birds and

leave the shop.

They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up on a hill, and

stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis looks loike a grand

place, eh?" says Gerry. he then takes two birds out of the bag, places them

on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops

off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds, before he hits the

rocks below with a 'SPLAT!'. As paddy looks down he shakes his head and

says, "Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me".

A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and he walks

up carrying a 'peeper bag'. He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy

notices that, in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a gun.

"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis, " Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of

the cliff. Paddy watches as halfway down, Seamus takes the gun and blows the

parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is another

'SPLAT!' and his remains join Gerry's at the bottom. Paddy shakes his head

and says, "An' oim never troyin dat parrotshooting nider".

A few minutes after Seamus has gone splat, Sean strolls up. He too has been

to the pet shop, and he walks up carrying the now familiar 'peeper bag'.

Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and launches himself

off the cliff with the usual result.

Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fock me Sean! First der was Gerry wit his

budgie jumpin', den Seamus parrotshooting and now you fockin' hen


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