A great newfie joke

[altezza Veteran]

Just got this from email...btw what is the meaning of "Newfie"?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Newfie are all playing golf with their wives.

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee; and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" Her husband demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any."

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's $50, go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary , woman! You've no knickers -why not?"

She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's $20, go and buy yourself some underwear! "

Lastly, the Newfie's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

"Sweet mudder of Jesus , Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"

She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any. "

The Newfie reaches into his pocket and says, Well,fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency here's a comb, tidy yurself up a bit."

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[SMeK Veteran]

nice joke, whats a Newfie tho?

[+Nik Louch Subscriber²]

I'm thinking it's someone from Newfoundland

[Keldyn]

LOL :blink:

[forster]

Newfie = Scottish?

Dunno, good joke tho

[Bizkit]

Thats a good one! And he got to see the other womens stuff for free!

[Aeons]

I'm thinking it's someone from Newfoundland

And you would be correct :)

[+Nik Louch Subscriber²]

Except that it doesn't fit in with the joke. It's obviously supposed to be an Irish woman at the end, hence the spelling, someone just changed it. Ah well!

[DrunknMunky Veteran]

Ive never heard of the word newfie before, dont think its scottish... :unsure:

nehoo, very funny joke :rofl:

[Odyssey]

That was good! I could even hear the accent in that one. :D

And yes, a Newfie is someone from Newfoundland. I am a Newfie myself, as I was born there.

[Bubbabyte]

Newfies are people from newfoundland...

they have their own way to go about things... but they are some good people... and they know how to party..

my self i'm from cape breton... newfies know where that is... we're pretty much the same people.

[aem4162]

LOL (Y)

[Chris Allen Veteran]

Newfie's are from Newfoundland here in Canada.

They have their own accent (just as American's who live in the South or New "yawk" have their respected accents.) but are genuinely the nicest people you will ever meet. And to second Bubbabyte's comment about partying; yes those guys know how to party. I have never seen anyone (even Scotish or Irish) hold their liqour as well as those guys). But they sure do talk funny...buddy. ;)

[caerma]

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[draugluin]

:D

[dpanda]

wahahaha

[MR_Candyman]

You people don't know what a newfie is????

Yes, It's somebody from Newfoundland (a province of Canada), they all have a strong accent which most people in the rest of the country can't understand. They also have weird customs and such, but they're mainly nice people. No probs with newfies for me