funny Drummer's Beat Was Off ...

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A 36-year-old Jacksonville man is accused of performing a sex on himself while driving south on Interstate 95 near Ormond Beach.

Ronald Ayers was charged with indecent exposure on Wednesday.

He denied performing the sex act, saying another driver who reported him to authorities misunderstood what he was doing while driving ? using drum sticks to hit his steering wheel.

Ayers told deputies that he is a drummer who commutes between Jacksonville to Daytona Beach and he frequently simulates playing the drums while driving by hitting his steering wheel with drum sticks.

A woman from Flagler Beach called authorities at 8 a.m. Wednesday and said a driver later identified as Ayers was performing a sex act on himself while driving a Chevrolet Astro Van.

The woman said she was driving alongside his van and she gave authorities his tag number and followed him until authorities pulled him over in Ormond Beach.

When a Volusia County deputy approached his van, "he spontaneously explained that he was hitting drum sticks against his steering wheel as he drove,'' a report said.

He invited the deputy to search the van. The deputy did and found two sets of wooden drum sticks between the two front seats.

"The drum sticks were a natural wood color and closely resembled Ayers's own skin color,'' :shifty: a report said.

The deputy re-interviewed the woman and asked if it was possible that she confused Ayers's drumming for a sex act.

She was adamant that she had a clear view of his penis. :shifty: She stated it was not possible that she mistook the drum sticks for his penis.

She said she wanted to pursue criminal charges and completed a sworn written statement detailing what she said she saw.

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[devBrian]

A 36-year-old Jacksonville man is accused of performing a sex on himself while driving south on Interstate 95 near Ormond Beach.

accused of performing a sex on himself

performing a sex

[Guest nicconics]

Figures, A PENIS, HOLY **** THE WORLD IS ENDING KILL IT WITH FIRE. On a side note, maybe she has never seen a penis? I would let this go to court and make her prove it was my manhood.

[James Rose]

When I lived in the Bay Area I used to practice drumming while I drove, at a top speed of 15mph. MAN do I not miss that. But I believe this guy, and I hope he sues her.

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On a side note, maybe she has never seen a penis?

Why yes -- her new binoculars gave her a clear view. :woot:

[kjordan2001]

Gives a new meaning to "morning wood" :rofl:

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"The jury will need a photo of the alleged erect penis to compare to the drum sticks." :shifty:

[Buttus]

what was she driving, a semi-truck? how could she see down into the guys lap in order to see him doing that?

if it was up by the steering wheel, he should be proud and accept the charges and be famous!

[richardsim7]

Surely it's pretty dangerous to be driving and using drumsticks? :s

[ILikeTobacco]

what was she driving, a semi-truck? how could she see down into the guys lap in order to see him doing that?

if it was up by the steering wheel, he should be proud and accept the charges and be famous!

That's what I was wonder since he was driving a van...

[ILikeTobacco]

Surely it's pretty dangerous to be driving and using drumsticks? :s

No more than texting. At least while doing this the driver can look at the road.

[sialivi]

Maybe he did have a drum stick in each hand but was simulating hitting the bass drum with his **** ;)

[Hum]

Judge, We must reenact the crime ! :woot: