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Has it? I don't see one.. I'm not being sarcastic, I totally don't get it :p

HAHA - nice play.

This is more a joke on Warwagon than actually a joke. You gotta read the previous joke (or non-joke) to get this one.

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(for the people still don't get it, he's making fun of warwagon by imitating his jokes).

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Warwagon has been posting non-funny jokes for years now... Hasn't he gotten the hint that his jokes are only funny in his own head?

No, he hasn't. In fact I bet he's getting his jollies from watching the reactions to his 'joke' threads.

As warwagon regularly thinks of unfunny jokes that he thinks are funny, I wonder if he'd find others' unfunny jokes funny. Woah.

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As an aside: We should consider ourselves lucky that Colin-uk and warwagon haven't formed an anti-joke tag team yet. The combined suck of their jokes would create a black hole.

As an aside: We should consider ourselves lucky that Colin-uk and warwagon haven't formed an anti-joke tag team yet. The combined suck of their jokes would create a black hole.

I don't know. A black hole attrack everything that comes close to it.

I think they would create a bing bang instead. Expeling everything to the universe outer limits.

I don't know. A black hole attrack everything that comes close to it.

I think they would create a bing bang instead. Expeling everything to the universe outer limits.

So, you're saying that theoretically, the entire foundation of the universe as we know it could have been one too many warwagon-calibre jokes...

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