EmuZombie Veteran Posted January 17, 2002 Veteran Share Posted January 17, 2002 10 LET A = 1 20 PRINT A 30 LET A = A + 1 40 GOTO 20 :D :mad: :D :evil: :cheeky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 PabUK Veteran Posted January 17, 2002 Veteran Share Posted January 17, 2002 Thanks, i'll use that in my next program! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 BarryJ Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 Hehe, reminds me of this. Link removed, see below Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Xcalibur Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 Originally posted by BarryJ Hehe, reminds me of ... thats pretty funny.. but at the bottom of the page it says: Modern Humorist is not intended for children under 18 years of age. you really think its appropriate? i mean, they link to pr0n sites from that page... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 BarryJ Posted January 17, 2002 Share Posted January 17, 2002 I've gone to that site for 3 years, and am under 18 (3 more weeks till I'm 18, woohoo!). I never had to say I was over 18 to enter. Moreover, I've never even noticed pr0n ads on that page...guess that's why banner advertising companies are going down under... Sorry if it's inappropriate. P.S. that site was actually showed to me by a teacher during school, so I never really even knew it was only for people > 18. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EmuZombie Veteran Posted January 17, 2002 Author Veteran Share Posted January 17, 2002 Originally posted by Xcalibur thats pretty funny.. but at the bottom of the page it says: Modern Humorist is not intended for children under 18 years of age. you really think its appropriate? i mean, they link to pr0n sites from that page... hmm.... well... here's what we'll do.. nice little copy and paste... "IN 1950, the British mathematician Alan M. Turing proposed a simple test to determine whether or not a computer could think as humans do. In this ingenious exercise, a human "interrogator" would question a subject in a remote location for five minutes. Once a computer placed in the remote location were able to fool its interrogator and pass as human, that computer will have achieved human sentience. Keep in mind Turing was used to the wooden, stultifying conversation patterns of British humans. Turing predicted that by the year 2000 a computer would exist that could pass his test and pass itself off as human. Sick of hearing such smug predictions from the deceased British number-cruncher, we tested Dr. Turing?s test on a Dell PowerEdge 6400 with a 100MHz front side bus and 32KB level 1 cache running Microsoft Windows 2000 Server, connected to a T-3 line and placed in room 508 of the St. Ursala Assisted Living Facility outside Lawrence, Kansas. Section I: Easy Questions MH: Hello. I?m going to ask you a few simple questions. State your name please. Dell PowerEdge: Simon III. MH: Your full name? Dell: Max Felix John Simon III. MH: Where are you from? Dell: I?m from? Belize. MH: Have any family? Dell: No. MH: What happened to them? Dell: ?Earthquake. MH: Sorry to hear. What do you do for a living? Dell: Manufacturing. MH: You mean you work in a factory, or you?re a supervisor? Dell: Yes. Section II: Psychology MH: Please take out the pictures we emailed to you. What does the first one look like to you? Dell: It looks like an ink splotch. MH: Okay, but look deep into it, let your imagination run wild. Dell: Two ink splotches. MH: Deeper, wilder. Dell: Actually, four ink splotches. MH: Maybe you don?t understand. Look at these pictures, and then tell me what they remind you of. You know, like a butterfly, or a face. Try the second one. Dell: Butterfly? MH: Good! Now try the third. Dell: Butterfly face. Section III: Trick Questions MH: It?s time to do the laundry. You need to wash a white t-shirt, a blue pinstriped button-down, a black turtleneck, and a red sweater with white polka dots. How many loads will you need to do? Dell: Uh, but that could all fit in one load. MH: Darks and lights in the same load? Dell: Two loads would do it. Section IV: Psychology Again MH: Let?s play a little game. I?m going to say a word, and you say the next word that comes into your mind. Dell: Sounds easy. MH: Okay, here we go. "Dog." Dell: Any member of a set of species including Canis familiaris or domesticated? MH: No, no, no. I say a word, then you say what it makes you think of. Dell: Oh, I get it. Try me again. MH: Electricity. Dell: Food. MH: "Food"? Dell: That?s what I thought of. Wouldn?t it be cool if electricity were not a dangerous threat to living tissue, but instead a filling meal? Of course, that?s not the case for humans like us. Section V: Nap Time MH: Are you a computer? Dell: Nope. MH: You?d be surprised how many fall for that one. Dell: Not me. Section VI: Math MH: What?s fifty-six times thirty-three? Dell: One thousand eight hundred forty-eight. MH: You?re pretty fast! Dell: Those are my favorite numbers. MH: All right, how about five thousand and two divided by sixty-one? Dell: Eighty-two. MH: Right again! Are you some sort of math whiz? Dell: Those are? more of my favorite numbers. Section VII: Computer Science MH: How good are you with computers? Dell: About the same as an average person, I?d say. Yourself? MH: Here?s an easy question. Let?s say you type the following program into a computer: 10 PRINT "HELLO" 20 GOTO 10 What do you think would happen? Dell: Ha! Ha ha. Well, I? Um. I think? RRNNEEAAAAHH!!! HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO MH: Thanks for your time. " Source: Modern Humorist, Inc. All Rights Reserved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EmuZombie Veteran Posted January 17, 2002 Author Veteran Share Posted January 17, 2002 Originally posted by BarryJ Sorry if it's inappropriate. P.S. that site was actually showed to me by a teacher during school, so I never really even knew it was only for people > 18. hey, no biggie, I wouldn't have noticed it either of no one would have pointed it out. But my solution works :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 neowin_hipster Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 This one is best Hello World!!! FOR N = 1 TO 1000 STEP 0 'LMAO! WIERDEST WAY TO INFINITE LOOP FOR X = 1 TO 13 COLOR X,X+1,X+2 LOCATE 1, 1 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" NEXT X NEXT N Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Sotto_Zero Posted January 20, 2002 Share Posted January 20, 2002 10 LET A = 0 20 PRINT TAB (35+35*SIN(A));"NeoWin" 30 LET A = A + 0.05 40 GOTO 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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20 PRINT A
30 LET A = A + 1
40 GOTO 20
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