joke Bad case of arthritis ..

[tajul]

An old geezer in an old people's home takes a fancy to a woman who is also staying there. One day he plucks up the courage to go and talk to her and after a while he says he would like to make love to her. She agrees that when everybody else goes on a day trip they both stay

behind at the home and get down to it.

The old man goes to the woman's room and asks her how she likes to be made love to. She tells him that she loves a man to go down on her and asks him if he would mind. He says he would love to do that for her and goes for it.

After about 30 secs he comes back up and says that he is sorry but it just smells too bad down there. She thinks for a minute and tells him that it must be the arthritis.

He looks at her confused and states that surely you can't get arthritis down there and even if

you could it wouldn't cause that smell.

She says "No it's the arthritis in my shoulder, I can't wipe my a$s!"

Disclaimer - Bad joke

[Mohitster]

I don't know what to say. :huh: :s

[skilithead]

I don't know what to say. :huh: :s

I do ,WTF !

[moloko]

ha that so nasty.

[*RedBull*]

No not funny

[moloko]

Why so long. 30 seconds on a dirty clam....way too much. It would be about two three licks before I abort that mission.

[Shiranui]

I once read a book on bone diseases, it was written by Arthur Ritus...

[skilithead]

Illustrated by Ben Gay ? I read the same one......

[Ice_Blue]

Co-authored by Eileen Dover, who also wrote Tall Buildings?

[*RedBull*]

Published by Brooks Brothers?

[Arceles]

I have a feeliing that.... nevermind.

[The Guvnor]

Why so long. 30 seconds on a dirty clam....way too much. It would be about two three licks before I abort that mission.

Officer, I always let my nose do the recon before diving right in.

[The Evil Overlord]

There was also the book 'Angry Witch' by Shiela Tack

(feel free to make up your own one liners from Phil McAvity, or Mike Hunt) :p