Texts gone waaay wrong

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Grand Master

The Evil Overlord

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Did you close your thread and make a new one?

I like these :D

No, I'll make a new one and post all the ones I have, there's 15 that I have (I think) and I found them to be really funny :)

Real or not, they made me laugh :) Thanks for the funny-break.

Glad you liked them, more to come once I figure out what I did wrong.

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TheLegendOfMart

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Why has there not been a law suite against Apple?

I can see someone losing their jobs because of such auto correcting.

Because they arent real?

Also, for an fyi for me, how would I go about closing this thread? I can't see an option to do that, or maybe I'm too tired...

You can't. Its pointless posting all the images, people can just go to the url in the images to see them all?

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Ah, the good ol' debate of what classes something as a joke or not. From the forum index for J&FS:

Humour is a very...individual thing. What you may find hilarious may be deathly boring for others. Don't be offended, nor flame users should your particular brand of humour differ.

Fake or not, I always have a good chuckle from these just the same as I get a good chuckle from the "real" facebook status updates.

Let's all play nice. If you don't find it amusing then you can just move on to the next thread. (Y)

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There not real because the send button is "Blue" indicating its being sent via iMessage but the text bubble is green indicating it sent via text so fail :p

In iOS 4 and below the send button was always blue, so they could just be old screenshots (although of course it's more likely that they're fake).

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What Intrinsica said. If you don't like a particular thread here, move on.

...and, I lol'd. Fake or not, some of those are great. My favourite autocorrect ever was the one where the guy was trying to say "mother effer!" and it corrected to "mother effervescent" :laugh: !!! That's a euphemism I started using IRL :laugh:

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Probably fake,

I've sent (Unintentionally of course) real compromising text's meant for my best half and instead got confused ( Brain fart if you may) And got sent to a friend. Luckily, best friend so he was like "Oh yeah bro, anyway you want to".

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