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In the lush hills of northern Thailand, a herd of 20 elephants is excreting some of the world's most expensive coffee.

Trumpeted as earthy in flavor and smooth on the palate, the exotic new brew is made from beans eaten by Thai elephants and plucked a day later from their dung. A gut reaction inside the elephant creates what its founder calls the coffee's unique taste.

Stomach turning or oddly alluring, this is not just one of the world's most unusual specialty coffees. At $1,100 per kilogram ($500 per pound), it's also among the world's priciest.

For now, only the wealthy or well-traveled have access to the cuppa, which is called Black Ivory Coffee. It was launched last month at a few luxury hotels in remote corners of the world ? first in northern Thailand, then the Maldives and now Abu Dhabi ? with the price tag of about $50 a serving.

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"When an elephant eats coffee, its stomach acid breaks down the protein found in coffee, which is a key factor in bitterness," said Blake Dinkin, who has spent $300,000 developing the coffee. "You end up with a cup that's very smooth without the bitterness of regular coffee." :huh:

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RemixedCat will not like this. LOL

and that is digusting. Congress needs to add lunatic back into the documentation so they can aptly discribe the individuals who drink this sh*t.

I mean literally it is drinking sh*t. :x

A gut reaction inside the elephant creates what its founder calls the coffee's unique taste.

You'd think they could treat the beans with some lab chemicals, instead of sending them thru a tour of an elephant. :s

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You'd think they could treat the beans with some lab chemicals, instead of sending them thru a tour of an elephant. :s

I was thinking the same thing. Surely they can artificially recreate the same effects.

Though I'm sure half the selling point is the novelty fact that you're drinking something that's been crapped out. :/

The same thing is being done with a type of monkey, if I remember correctly.

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Trumpeted as earthy in flavor and smooth on the palate

I see what they did there. :shiftyninja:

Also... I'd try it.

You'd think they could treat the beans with some lab chemicals, instead of sending them thru a tour of an elephant. :s

Natural ftw? ;)

When I saw the title, I think it was gonna be about the mongongo nut. The nuts come from trees, but sometimes, they simply have elephants eat the nuts whole, as they can reach the trees much easier. Then they poo the nuts out, fully intact, and still edible.

And if you fancy an alternative to elephant s**t coffee, how about some weasel vomit coffee? ;)

You would try it? I just lost a little bit of respect for you. :rofl:

Haters gonna hate :D

It's like exotoxic said, they of course clean it first :p I think faeces is completely disgusting and gag at the thought of it, but this is sterilised first :p I mean, if you think about it, a lot of things we eat has disgusting origins, like dairy. And we've all got a pretty much 100% of having eaten bugs and sh** from some animal or another, if you've ever eaten anything canned or processed. So... not seeing the big deal. Long as it's tasty, I'm down.

Haters gonna hate :D

It's like exotoxic said, they of course clean it first :p I think faeces is completely disgusting and gag at the thought of it, but this is sterilised first :p I mean, if you think about it, a lot of things we eat has disgusting origins, like dairy. And we've all got a pretty much 100% of having eaten bugs and sh** from some animal or another, if you've ever eaten anything canned or processed. So... not seeing the big deal. Long as it's tasty, I'm down.

Twas a joke. Though if I can avoid consuming feces on a conscious level, I'm all for it.

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